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[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 130 points 6 days ago (2 children)

ITT, people that don't check the date

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 70 points 6 days ago

One of the rare posts that would benefit from an obnoxious red circle.

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (3 children)
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[–] Jakule17@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago

Friendly reminder that the sun (and a lot of other British, Australian and American news outlets) are owned by a milliarder Rupert Murdoch

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 33 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (9 children)
[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago (5 children)

To be fair that's a pretty legit set up.

Idk if I'd want to take 15 minutes or however long to fucking suit up then deal with the aftermath and taking all that back off.

But if I was forced to masturbate in VR this set up would undoubtedly rock.

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[–] RedIce25@lemmy.world 56 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Well we already have sex machines, I don't know how different a robot would be

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 43 points 6 days ago

People mistake "robot" for "android" all the time. There's plenty of sex toys that have qualified as a robot even back when the OP was brand new.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 18 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Some call me The Sex Machine. It's a backhanded nickname though.

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[–] answersplease77@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

my wife has been fucking her Hitachi9000 robot since 2015. we bought it from Amazon

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 35 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I find it amusing they used a pretty woman for the photo, and not an overweight man with greasy hair and an anime T shirt.

[–] tatann@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago (8 children)

Cause no women, especially pretty ones, would use a sextoy

/s

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[–] ErrorCode@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 12 points 5 days ago

You're not my supervisor!

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[–] Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world 36 points 6 days ago (20 children)

Would it really be a bad thing? May the incels will get laid and move on. Maybe the guy who gets rejected will go home and fuck his bot instead of stalking the girl who rejected him. And maybe girls won't have to take it in the ass even though they don't really want to, but feel like they have to. They can say, just fuck the bot in the ass. Marriage rates will probably decline, and so will total divorces after a while. Which means less kids raised in split or single households. Plenty of good "could" cum from this.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 22 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (7 children)

Yeah but can a sex bot piss in my mouth while sucking my dick while I yell "but mommy I don't like apple juice"?

[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago

What a horrible day to be literate.

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[–] blargh513@sh.itjust.works 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You just HAD to wait until the end, didn't you?

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (3 children)
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[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 17 points 6 days ago (11 children)

All those things could be more readily solved by just legalizing and de-stigmatizing sex work. AI sex bots actively harm that industry by taking work away from humans, just like how a hypothetical AI acting bot would harm the acting industry.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I mean your right, but if I were to guess which is more likely, sex bots takes the win.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 36 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

The STDs caught from robosex are gonna be gnar. Some kid in another country'll upload a virus that hijacks your dick. Gonna need a trojan to protect against trojans.

[–] Idreamofcheesy@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Like Electro Gonarhea: the Noisy Killer.

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[–] ferrule@sh.itjust.works 18 points 5 days ago
[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Women use vibrators men have a flesh light. We been gucking robots.

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 17 points 5 days ago
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

Friendly reminder that the conclusion of the movie "HER" was all the AIs hooking up with each other and leaving their weird incel mandatory-SOs behind.

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You can buy them if you want. Also vibrators have been pretty widespread for a couple decades now

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago

The vibrator was invented before the toaster.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 17 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Hmmm.... Now I'm questioning what else Rosie does with that vacuum.

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[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 18 points 6 days ago

"Why is it white?"

"Oh my god, you can't just ask robots why they're white!"

[–] hakkinen@lemmy.org 3 points 4 days ago

better then sheep i guess

[–] Una@europe.pub 17 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Not that far from truth considering many are or were in a romantic relationship with a chat bots. Not exactly sex but close enough.

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[–] traceur201@piefed.social 17 points 6 days ago

The pinch points on that model 😭

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

I mean, if you try hard enough, you can do anything...

[–] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 5 days ago

Bold of you to assume that, of the 8 billion people on earth right now, not a single one has achieved orgasm within the confines of a robotic entity.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

In this economy? Not fucking likely.

(was hoping someone would follow up with "Not likely fucking" but it's been a day and nothing 🫤)

[–] hayvan@feddit.nl 7 points 5 days ago

Maybe They are having sex with robots. They didn't say everyone.

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