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[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 1 week ago

I heard the generals are calling them Fat Man and Little Boy because of how hard they bombed.

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It works with just the words "to dumb asses."

[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It’s actually better that way. Fits and still says the same thing. Or “Listening to 2 dumbasses”.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

1 syllable too many.

Plot Like Wit  Ches At   Black Masses
Just To   List En   To   Two   Dumb Asses
Just To   List En   To   Dumb  Asses
[–] klu9@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago

"This ego trip could have been an email."