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[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

what about trafficking in sexual golf?

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

He's got more free time so there's gonna be more of that.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

Would be nice if it didn’t impact the coup that overthrows him.