When they came for the birds I did nothing.
this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2025
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When they first came for gorillas we endured, remembering the name.
When they came for the gorrilas we took our dicks out.
RIP Harambe
When they came for the gorillas, we came for the gorillas.
Lets not forget Musk's Harambe rap. Not going to link it though, kinda NSFL
aww. Dr Goodall did a lot of good work. RIP :(
I like how the replier isn't even upset just genuinely so confused
Wake up sheeple! It was a movie.
I clicked on the show me more section and was confused why it didn't work.
I am a worm brain
Please charge your phone lol
bro's living on the edge💀💀💀
It's the only thing that makes me feel alive.
Have you tried heroin?
Have you tried Factorio?
No, actually. It seems pretty complicated though. I think I prefer souls-like games.
Saving that for my deathbed.
And uninstall LinkedIn
I'm unemployed and hunting IT work, give me a break!
Samesies. Trust that anyone that posts here hate LinkedIn with the fire of a thousand suns if they use it.
This happened because of Harambe.
Harambe was involved from the start.
Harambe was an inside job!
The death of Harambe had many unforseen consequences.
Dude should get his homeschooled ass to a zoo or something. Bet he tells people who call him silly to do their research. When this guy can’t even be bothered to visit a zoo.
The Institute hard at work...
i don't know who that is