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[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 53 minutes ago

Y'all Quaeda.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Quick reminder that Islam doesn't have an anti science tradition. The fundamentalism goes back to contact with colonial Christians (not that all of Christianity is bad either)

[–] Zetta@mander.xyz 1 points 12 minutes ago* (last edited 8 minutes ago)

I would say all religions are fundamentally anti-science given a core part is believing in something so improbable and childish with no scientific evidence.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

During the gulf war Iran predicted this would be

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

They don’t hate theocratic fascism, they just hate the other team.

[–] Kornblumenratte@feddit.org 4 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Are Taliban pro gun, though? I'm sure they like their guns, but do they advocate free guns for all?

[–] turdcollector69@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

They're pro-gun for all people, just don't ask who they consider to be actual people.

[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 8 points 6 hours ago

Most MAGAts don't want guns for all either. Think trans or non binary folk.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Can't decide which group has shittier pickups

[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 18 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Christian nationalist for sure. So many perfectly fine trucks that have been lifted, or otherwise modified to be less useful.

The Taliban uses a lot of Toyotas, and they're all for off roading in the desert. No pavement princesses.

[–] bus_factor@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago

In that area the maple leaf is considered a sign of quality due to the Toyota Hilux. People will literally tattoo them on themselves. There are a lot of fake Hiluxes which aren't as good, but at some point Canada sent a bunch of good ones as foreign aid, and they all had Canadian flags on the tailgate. So now they like anything with a Canadian flag on it.

https://www.newsweek.com/why-rebel-groups-love-toyota-hilux-74195

[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 17 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Forgot an “r” in “control” x2

contol education, that about chemtrails?

[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 8 hours ago

Looks like they were successful in contolling the education system at least lol

[–] Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 8 hours ago

daylight come and me wan go home

[–] nymnympseudonym@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago