this post was submitted on 04 Oct 2025
536 points (98.9% liked)

Political Weirdos

1123 readers
224 users here now

A community dedicated to the weirdest people involved in politics.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 hour ago

Milquetoast.

I own the libs by laying down on a plastic sheet and letting bunch of guys cover me in cum, while shouting "WHO'S OWNED NOW, LIBS?!". I then rub the delicious cum into my skin to really show them who's boss.

How could I be afraid of homosexuals if I lay down beneath them, letting them spill their seed onto every square mm of my body?

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 12 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

I think we might be missing some context here.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 15 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

They're just really fucking stupid.

"How can I be afraid of gay people if I'll shove a dildo up my ass, get owned libs" is the literal, no joke context.

[–] answersplease77@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

no, I mean where did he get the dildo from? and how did it fit all on first time no lube? There is some real context we are missing

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 1 points 53 minutes ago

Who said it was his first time?

[–] vaionko@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 hours ago

Maybe it has something to with grindr servers struggling every time there's a bunch of conservative poiticians somewhere?

[–] justastranger@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

He wanted to prove he didn't hate homosexuals. Somehow. Not just to "own the libs".

[–] Brutticus@midwest.social 6 points 5 hours ago

he also co founded Vice news!

[–] demizerone@lemmy.world 13 points 10 hours ago

He has fantasies about how many dicks he can take at once... To own the libs!

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 9 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

According to the author Anne MacCaffrey, if a man gets penetrated in the bum like this he is turned gay forever.

[–] sqgl@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 hours ago

She lived in naive times.

She was the first woman to win a Hugo Award for fiction (Best Novella, Weyr Search, 1968) and the first to win a Nebula Award (Best Novella, Dragonrider, 1969). Her 1978 novel The White Dragon became one of the first science-fiction books to appear on the New York Times Best Seller list.

[–] Blubber28@lemmy.world 27 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I don't feel owned enough quite yet. Maybe conservies should do it more often! I bet it will really grind my gears to see a large gathering of conservies sticking dildos up their asses! Oooh boy will I be mad if that happens!!!!!!

[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago

Yes, we will be very mad and cry online for weeks because this is insensitive to lgbtq people.

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

If the crash patterns of grindr are any sign, they are already doing this every time they have a mass gathering.

[–] answersplease77@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

or hardline-christian conservative politicians after the media found out that the young muscular personal assisstant they hired to help them during their travels happened to be a gay escort every fucking time

[–] omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 14 hours ago

There once was a supercut of Gavin saying the N word like 500 times over the course of a decade on his show. I just looked for it and it's been apparently scrubbed from the Internet.

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 12 points 14 hours ago

I fucking hate that guy. I hope he hasn't been doing well.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 11 points 15 hours ago

I mean they are just the called the past tense of pride boys.

[–] caboose2006@lemmy.world 14 points 16 hours ago

Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life!

[–] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

What a terrible day to be literate.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 128 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 10 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Yes lmao, I saw it back when it happened. Dude is unhinged.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago

I think you mean "on hinge"

[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 118 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] MarieMarion@literature.cafe 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ok but why? How? What kind of context makes the story work? I'm 6,000km away and now I'm invested.

There's no context that'll make it make sense

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Here's all I can find about it: https://www.edgemedianetwork.com/story/297976

Sounds like maybe he was trying to make a point about not having a problem with gays? I don't really know.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 3 hours ago

Nah, it was the era of "I'm not a homophobe, I'm not scared of them, I just want to murder them"

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 72 points 1 day ago

"Unfortunately"? It's hilarious

[–] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 80 points 1 day ago

You should see what he does at the dumpster behind the turnpike Arby's to own the libs.

[–] FanciestPants@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

It would totally own the libs for this Proud Boys founder to next throw a parade. Like a parade that really celebrates the pride of these boys.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 52 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not feelin particularly owned, there, gav-o, give ‘er another go, hey?

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, no, no! We should pretend he totally owned us, and say that is how to do it, and see how many other right wing fascist fucks we can get to sodomize themselves.

[–] Ancalagon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ouch each thrust makes me feel totally owned.

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 21 points 1 day ago

Oh noooo, Nick Fuentes, don’t use the bad dragon 4 foot by 8 inch diameter “Cruel Ogre,” I’ll never recover from that level of ownage!

[–] thericofactor@sh.itjust.works 56 points 1 day ago

So many repressed feelings.

Still over here with my fingers crossed, hoping that he'll staple his foreskin to the desk and castrate himself instead of just yanking his dick into ridiculous shapes, and cramming stuff up his ass...

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's not really any further explanation to give. That's what he did and his reasoning for doing so.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

I see . . .

[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

What's he up to these days? Faded in irrelevance I assume

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

In a normal world, he would have been quietly institutionalised. However in the current US, he's probably a minister of libs owning, or something.

[–] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

he founded the Proud Boys… so i’m thinking he’s up to a lot in secret

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not actually so proud then, ay?

[–] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

internally proud

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Probably scrolling through Grindr.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago
[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Its interesting to me that this guy started vice, and clearly is pretty open and liberal acting, but the style of ironic nazi posting that went on in 4chan just leaked out into the world like this. I'm not quite sure Gavin had all this in mind at the time, but it was pretty haute couture to be all about this puritanical self responsibility stuff, before it got so fucking twisted to death by Christian radicals.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Ironic nazi posting and its apropriation by actual nazis predate 4chan. Like many awful things, it originates from Hungary, thanks to a garbage game developer turned far-right blogger Tamás "Tomcat" Polgár.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

When you feel owned and also strangely aroused.

load more comments
view more: next ›