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[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Was it a big black dildo? Just wondered whether he's proven that he's not afraid of big strong black men with large penises.

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 13 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Milquetoast.

I own the libs by laying down on a plastic sheet and letting bunch of guys cover me in cum, while shouting "WHO'S OWNED NOW, LIBS?!". I then rub the delicious cum into my skin to really show them who's boss.

How could I be afraid of homosexuals if I lay down beneath them, letting them spill their seed onto every square mm of my body?

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Sounds like a fun time.

New kink unlocked.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I think we might be missing some context here.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

They're just really fucking stupid.

"How can I be afraid of gay people if I'll shove a dildo up my ass, get owned libs" is the literal, no joke context.

[–] answersplease77@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (2 children)

no, I mean where did he get the dildo from? and how did it fit all on first time no lube? There is some real context we are missing

[–] vaionko@sopuli.xyz 13 points 23 hours ago

Maybe it has something to with grindr servers struggling every time there's a bunch of conservative poiticians somewhere?

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

Who said it was his first time?

[–] justastranger@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

He wanted to prove he didn't hate homosexuals. Somehow. Not just to "own the libs".

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

No, he's just missing some intelligence.

[–] demizerone@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

He has fantasies about how many dicks he can take at once... To own the libs!

[–] Brutticus@midwest.social 6 points 1 day ago

he also co founded Vice news!

[–] Blubber28@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I don't feel owned enough quite yet. Maybe conservies should do it more often! I bet it will really grind my gears to see a large gathering of conservies sticking dildos up their asses! Oooh boy will I be mad if that happens!!!!!!

[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Yes, we will be very mad and cry online for weeks because this is insensitive to lgbtq people.

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If the crash patterns of grindr are any sign, they are already doing this every time they have a mass gathering.

[–] answersplease77@lemmy.world 6 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

or hardline-christian conservative politicians after the media found out that the young muscular personal assisstant they hired to help them during their travels happened to be a gay escort every fucking time

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

According to the author Anne MacCaffrey, if a man gets penetrated in the bum like this he is turned gay forever.

[–] greygore@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

I assume that “if you get anally penetrated, it is so mind-blowing that it will literally change your sexuality” wasn’t intended to be an amazing advertisement for homosexuality. Meanwhile, women into pegging are just converting people like missionaries never could.

[–] sqgl@sh.itjust.works 3 points 23 hours ago

She lived in naive times.

She was the first woman to win a Hugo Award for fiction (Best Novella, Weyr Search, 1968) and the first to win a Nebula Award (Best Novella, Dragonrider, 1969). Her 1978 novel The White Dragon became one of the first science-fiction books to appear on the New York Times Best Seller list.

[–] omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 day ago

There once was a supercut of Gavin saying the N word like 500 times over the course of a decade on his show. I just looked for it and it's been apparently scrubbed from the Internet.

I fucking hate that guy. I hope he hasn't been doing well.

[–] caboose2006@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life!

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 12 points 1 day ago

I mean they are just the called the past tense of pride boys.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 131 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes lmao, I saw it back when it happened. Dude is unhinged.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

I think you mean "on hinge"

[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 121 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] MarieMarion@literature.cafe 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ok but why? How? What kind of context makes the story work? I'm 6,000km away and now I'm invested.

[–] __nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago

There's no context that'll make it make sense

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Here's all I can find about it: https://www.edgemedianetwork.com/story/297976

Sounds like maybe he was trying to make a point about not having a problem with gays? I don't really know.

Nah, it was the era of "I'm not a homophobe, I'm not scared of them, I just want to murder them"

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 72 points 2 days ago

"Unfortunately"? It's hilarious

[–] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

What a terrible day to be literate.

[–] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 82 points 2 days ago

You should see what he does at the dumpster behind the turnpike Arby's to own the libs.

[–] thericofactor@sh.itjust.works 58 points 2 days ago

So many repressed feelings.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 54 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not feelin particularly owned, there, gav-o, give ‘er another go, hey?

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No, no, no! We should pretend he totally owned us, and say that is how to do it, and see how many other right wing fascist fucks we can get to sodomize themselves.

[–] Ancalagon@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ouch each thrust makes me feel totally owned.

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 22 points 2 days ago

Oh noooo, Nick Fuentes, don’t use the bad dragon 4 foot by 8 inch diameter “Cruel Ogre,” I’ll never recover from that level of ownage!

[–] FanciestPants@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It would totally own the libs for this Proud Boys founder to next throw a parade. Like a parade that really celebrates the pride of these boys.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Did I imagine this, or get my algorithms confused? When the proud boy’s were a thing several years ago, it seemed like my feeds got flooded with gay posts trying to take back the term #proudboy. I thought it was hilarious but did anyone else see that or was I briefly gay and didn’t know it?

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There's not really any further explanation to give. That's what he did and his reasoning for doing so.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

I see . . .

[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago

Still over here with my fingers crossed, hoping that he'll staple his foreskin to the desk and castrate himself instead of just yanking his dick into ridiculous shapes, and cramming stuff up his ass...

[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 20 points 2 days ago (4 children)

What's he up to these days? Faded in irrelevance I assume

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

In a normal world, he would have been quietly institutionalised. However in the current US, he's probably a minister of libs owning, or something.

[–] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

he founded the Proud Boys… so i’m thinking he’s up to a lot in secret

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not actually so proud then, ay?

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