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[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm my experience green sauces are always hotter.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wrap it up before you do. You don't know where it's been and it could make your dick burn.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Anyone who’s jorked it the night after chopping spicy peppers for dinner knows this.

Always lick your fingers to test first.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

You got to lick it

Before you stick it

[–] alyqz@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Green sauces are made with tomatillos/green peppers/etc. and has a more vegetal flavor, while red sauces are made with tomatoes/red peppers/etc. andtastes like tomatoes, roasted red peppers, and the like. Spice level is irrelevant. Put more simply, the green sauces taste "green" and the red sauces taste "red"; and are better on different things. The good ones are hot as hell regardless of color.

[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Green is kiki and red is bouba. Got it.

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

No, red is obviously kiki. Bouba is more green coloured

[–] BurningRiver@beehaw.org 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I fire roast my tomatillos and serranos before making my salsa, that’s why it’s green and hot as hell, and also doesn’t taste anything like raw veggies.

[–] alyqz@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 months ago

That sounds amazing.

[–] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If the green sauce has little white dots in it (seeds), then stay 👏 away 👏from 👏 it 👏!

[–] fleebleneeble@reddthat.com 19 points 2 months ago

I'm gonna drink it

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

Hell no that's the good stuff

[–] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As a Mexican this makes perfect sense for me. And the "jungle juice" or "medicine" thing is just completely ridiculous. I guess it's just my general experience with sauces. Heck I'm writing this at a fondita (mexican folk restaurant) and the spiciest one is definitely the green one.

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Its the fuckin habanero that will always get you. The red one is always milder sauce and the dark red one is always chipotle or mole, which are not spicy.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

Think of the colour of the sauce as more of a traffic light colour for when it comes out the other end.

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

Everyone knows blue is the spiciest of colors

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

El yucateca is spicy no matter the color.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

El Yucateca is the best. I especially like the green one.

So flavorful, and actually has some heat to it, unlike that ketchup known as Tapatío, Cholula, Tabasco, etc.