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[–] ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago

I bought one in like 2006, and still have it! You could also plug it into the computer, turn vibration to max, and it would go until you closed the program.

Great accessory!

[–] RedFrank24@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

The trick is to find a game that has a mounted turret with infinite ammo and then tape the button down. The Warthog in Halo, or the Street Sweeper in Mercenaries (with the infinite ammo cheat on).

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 6 points 5 days ago

I remember there being a cut-scene in something that was basically just this - might have been The Last Guardian. All it takes is the right save file.

[–] JTskulk@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

I just bought a new gamepad, the first with a rumblepak/vibrator that I've ever owned. I didn't know how to test it so I found 2 websites that will just vibrate it however you want. Then I found that this old remastered boomer shooter has rumble even when playing with keyboard and mouse! Let it sit on my belly while playing lol

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

In Baldurs Gate 3 the controller vibrates when you’re choosing a target to cast a spell on, you could just hit R1 and leave it there…

[–] passepartout@feddit.org 6 points 5 days ago

If OP were interested in learning about tech at the same time, they could research an easy way to call the controller API with a simple button / toggle in a project, possibly writing their own controller-to-vibrator App, e.g. in Godot.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago

No help to them now, especially on PS, but the xbox 360 had a game just for this. Well, for neck massages, wink.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Hook it up to a computer through bluetooth then you can set up something to make it run full speed for an extended time.

Alternatively, Thps game with infinite grind then hit a circle bowl.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Just play Trover Saves the Universe and get the Happy Ending.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

They could use a PC and the Nefarious SCP Driver kit in the calibration settings, but since controllers vibration motors aren't made to be running on full for extendes periods of time they will probably burn up.

[–] Sparkles@fedia.io 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Just pop over to cvs and get a back massager.

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Someone desperate enough to masturbate with a ps5 controller does not have the means to buy anything.

[–] Sparkles@fedia.io 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I was thinking it might be an embarrassment issue. But that’s a good point. Although PS5 are pretty expensive iirc.

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 days ago

Consider: they did not buy the ps5 themselves because they are an extremely hormonal child.

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[–] ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 days ago

searched the web

long and hard

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