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this post was submitted on 05 Oct 2025
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I only know that there's a species of fish where the largest in the group is the female and if she dies one of the other group members will change sex into female and take her place. Sounds reasonable that there's a species with the opposite.
Edit: don't clown fish do that? So Nemo's dad ought to be his mom.
Nemo's dad becomes his mom AND girlfriend
How am I supposed to explain that to my kids
I'm sure there's a video on PornHub
Actually 🤓 Nemo's dad should've turned into his wife.
Life, uh, finds a way
In some species, females are generally larger than males (which is true for a lot of different animals). But I don't know a thing about hermaphrodite fishes.
and in Bb for the fucking clarinettists of course
Just like in prison
Hahahahahah! Rape is funny!
and also, being raped makes you a woman. this is so funny and totally not misogynistic
So is murder, theft, lying, death etc when it's being told in a joke to an accepting audience.
Sure, but there still needs to be a joke
People don't literally turn into female fish when getting sexually assaulted in prison. Implying they do was the joke.
Yes, the joke is that being raped makes you a woman. Not very funny imo.
If you deconstruct 90% of jokes with any crude aspect, they tend to turn out like that.
You definitely haven't been to prison.
Did they finally add that feature?
Ehh i dont think youre saying this with bad intentions, this is probably something which would work better with close friends or an audience who knows your humor tho
This is the maga dream, as long as the smaller ones still have penises.
That isn't a joke, they really want that.
Pretty sure a lot of them are transphobic lol
They also seem to crash grindr at every convention despite historically railing against homosexuality at every opportunity.
There tends to be a massive difference between what they say and what they want/do.
Yeah but ask yourself why.