this post was submitted on 05 Oct 2025
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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 3 hours ago

Betta male.

[–] Dr_Box@lemmy.world 78 points 18 hours ago (4 children)
[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 76 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (3 children)

I only know that there's a species of fish where the largest in the group is the female and if she dies one of the other group members will change sex into female and take her place. Sounds reasonable that there's a species with the opposite.

Edit: don't clown fish do that? So Nemo's dad ought to be his mom.

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 hours ago

A trans clown?

[–] NowThatsWhatICallDadRock@slrpnk.net 58 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Nemo's dad becomes his mom AND girlfriend

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 32 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

How am I supposed to explain that to my kids

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 35 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I'm sure there's a video on PornHub

[–] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 hours ago

Naw fam that shit is on Deviantart

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 20 points 17 hours ago

Actually 🤓 Nemo's dad should've turned into his wife.

[–] rothaine@lemmy.zip 5 points 12 hours ago

Life, uh, finds a way

[–] Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 10 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

In some species, females are generally larger than males (which is true for a lot of different animals). But I don't know a thing about hermaphrodite fishes.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 6 points 12 hours ago

and in Bb for the fucking clarinettists of course

[–] db2@lemmy.world 13 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

This is the maga dream, as long as the smaller ones still have penises.

That isn't a joke, they really want that.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 14 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Pretty sure a lot of them are transphobic lol

[–] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 20 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

They also seem to crash grindr at every convention despite historically railing against homosexuality at every opportunity.

There tends to be a massive difference between what they say and what they want/do.

[–] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 hours ago

For gay men, having sex with men is a sexuality. For conservatives, it's a fetish.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 11 points 13 hours ago

Yeah but ask yourself why.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 19 points 18 hours ago (2 children)
[–] yesman@lemmy.world 44 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Hahahahahah! Rape is funny!

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 12 hours ago

and also, being raped makes you a woman. this is so funny and totally not misogynistic

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 21 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

So is murder, theft, lying, death etc when it's being told in a joke to an accepting audience.

[–] MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Sure, but there still needs to be a joke

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 17 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

People don't literally turn into female fish when getting sexually assaulted in prison. Implying they do was the joke.

[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, the joke is that being raped makes you a woman. Not very funny imo.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago

If you deconstruct 90% of jokes with any crude aspect, they tend to turn out like that.

[–] BlackVenom@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

You definitely haven't been to prison.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

Did they finally add that feature?

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 11 points 15 hours ago

Ehh i dont think youre saying this with bad intentions, this is probably something which would work better with close friends or an audience who knows your humor tho