this post was submitted on 05 Oct 2025
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[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 hours ago

That is not a dutch flag. That us a luxembourgish flag lol

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago

I had to uninstall that shit.

The lessons are all full of AI slop.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 5 hours ago

Because they are real fake languages.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 32 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

It’s for those attending Oktoberfest. Cause if you’re intending to talk to drunk Germans, German won’t help you. You’ll need Dutch.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 12 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Cause if you’re intending to talk to drunk Germans, German won’t help you.

TIL Germans speak fluent High Valyrian and/ or Klingon.

Drunk Germans

Oh.

You’ll need Dutch.

Oh.

Ooooooooh.

[–] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

...clue in an oblivious Canadian?

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I’m just being obtuse on purpose.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] needanke@feddit.org 2 points 3 hours ago

Thwre is a running joke that Dutch just sounds like German but drunk.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 points 12 hours ago

At one point in the evening Klingon would probably work too

[–] witty_username@feddit.nl 8 points 13 hours ago