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[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 42 points 2 days ago (3 children)

It’s for those attending Oktoberfest. Cause if you’re intending to talk to drunk Germans, German won’t help you. You’ll need Dutch.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago

Dutch is just swamp German

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Cause if you’re intending to talk to drunk Germans, German won’t help you.

TIL Germans speak fluent High Valyrian and/ or Klingon.

Drunk Germans

Oh.

You’ll need Dutch.

Oh.

Ooooooooh.

[–] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

...clue in an oblivious Canadian?

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’m just being obtuse on purpose.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] needanke@feddit.org 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thwre is a running joke that Dutch just sounds like German but drunk.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 18 hours ago

I always think that Dutch just sounds like somebody speaking English in another room being heard through a wall.

The rhythm and cadence of the language just seems to match English much better than it does say French.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago

At one point in the evening Klingon would probably work too