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this post was submitted on 05 Oct 2025
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I had to uninstall that shit.
The lessons are all full of AI slop.
That is not a dutch flag. That us a luxembourgish flag lol
It’s for those attending Oktoberfest. Cause if you’re intending to talk to drunk Germans, German won’t help you. You’ll need Dutch.
Cause if you’re intending to talk to drunk Germans, German won’t help you.
TIL Germans speak fluent High Valyrian and/ or Klingon.
Drunk Germans
Oh.
You’ll need Dutch.
Oh.
Ooooooooh.
...clue in an oblivious Canadian?
I’m just being obtuse on purpose.
I don’t get it
Thwre is a running joke that Dutch just sounds like German but drunk.
At one point in the evening Klingon would probably work too
Hagelslag
Because they are real fake languages.