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[–] Frigidlollipop@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

To ruin the fun... I've repeatedly read that chameleons are ridiculously easy to stress. Like, even handling them too much is discouraged because of it. If the chameleon is seriously going around biting people, I doubt it's in super great shape. But idk how serious the stress thing really is.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 points 32 minutes ago

I don't really agree personally with keeping amphibians as pets, so yeah.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Step away from the lizard, people.

[–] AlphaOmega@lemmy.world 12 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

So he needs a calmer, calmer, calmer chameleon?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 6 hours ago

You come and go!
You come and go.ooo oo!

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 33 points 18 hours ago
[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 24 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

You can only temporarily get calmer chameleons.

They come and go. They come and gooooo.

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 1 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)
[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 24 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 12 points 18 hours ago

I'll see myself out.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 14 points 18 hours ago

That's karma for you.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 hours ago

He cums in Gauss. He cums in Gauss

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 9 points 17 hours ago

He actually has a calmer one, but it's not always around. It comes and goes.

[–] Bullerfar@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Go get them!

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 6 points 18 hours ago

wow cyndi Lauper really changed over the years.

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 1 points 12 hours ago
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Man bits lizard, which is just what that karma chameleon deserves.