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[–] zepheriths@lemmy.world 109 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Proof the cable management is optional and doesn't have an effect on the computers ability to work

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Spoken like someone who's never had to replace a cable in a long run

[–] Steve@communick.news 55 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's an effect on your ability to work, not the computers. The computer still doesn't care.

[–] variants@possumpat.io 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

more downtime while you go looking around for the bad cable maybe, but probably not a problem for the collective mind of the borg as they can just remember

[–] Steeve@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

As long as you know where it starts and where it ends you can just pop a new one there and let the old cable be absorbed into the rest

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[–] rekabis@programming.dev 74 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Cable management doesn’t matter if:

  1. You only care if it works
  2. You have the accumulated memories of trillions of prior drones, including the ones who built that mess in the first place, so you already know what each cable does and where it goes.
[–] wahming@monyet.cc 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I built the mess under my desk, that doesn't mean I know what the cables do any more.

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You only care if it works

If you can't maintain it it won't work forever

[–] dingus@lemmy.ml 60 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

I dunno, I always thought it was meant to mimic organics.

"Cable management" inside the human body is horrendous. So it felt like in the mixing of machine and biology, the machines had to become more biological in the way they worked to function properly in tandem with the Borg biology.

[–] dmention7@lemm.ee 37 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

That's exactly it. Cable management is a top-down design philosophy. The Borg are a collective that organically integrates biological, mechanical, electronic, and any other systems that they find useful--it's quite literally the polar opposite of a top-down design philosophy.

It would be more surprising if the Borg had tidy cable management, because that implies some hierarchy. Actually, the Borg cubes are a little out of place in that regard. Spheres or fractal-ish structures would make more sense.

[–] ApostleO@startrek.website 45 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Borg were scarier before the concept of the Queen.

[–] dmention7@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago

I kind of forgot about the Queen.... Totally agree.

[–] trailing9@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Capitalism is more elegant before the concept of fascism.

[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

At least some minerals cristalyze in cubic structures, so it's not farfetched that an spontaneous reaction results in a cube.

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That's probably it, but in my head they just assimilated too many people like me.

[–] oillut@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Plus when the cables get broken / damaged, the cube just fixes itself like a biological healing, there aren’t borg drones out working on the hull

[–] mdk_@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I don't know, the drones in First contact didn't had an issue working on the hull of the Enterprise. But Enterprise hull might be an edge case, as in "Not really Borg but soon"-technology.

On the other Hand, the Borg assimilate anything they get their cable management on (eg. the doctors mobile holographic emitter).

But I don't really know much of the deeper Borg lore.

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[–] MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.world 57 points 2 years ago

It's for when they run out of regeneration alcoves

[–] Kushan@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's not that they hadn't found a cure for bad cable management, it's that by the 24th century nobody would care.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

All those cables are exactly where they were supposed to be!

DO NOT TOUCH THEM!

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Also, has anyone ever noticed that the Borg don't have printers?

Want to destroy the Borg ... just patch one 2000s era Epson Printer with a shitty software driver to one of their ships and watch all hell break loose

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

Calm down there Satan

No species deserves to be genocided by faulty printer drivers

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Their cable management used to be fine.

The only answer is Borg enshittification.

Ah damn. They must have assimilated some publicly traded tech companies.

[–] Neon_Dystopia@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I can excuse forced assimilation, but I draw the line at poor cable management.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)

You can excuse forced assimilation?

(I want you to know that I tried to add an image of Shirley reacting, but it failed 4x, so you'll have to use your imagination.)

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[–] SARGEx117@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Anesthetics are irrelevant.

You will be assimilated. (and forced to wire things as directly as possible because that is more efficient as long as it doesn't hinder future endeavors)

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Do you mean "aesthetics?" Or is spelling also irrelevant?

[–] Confuzzeled@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Perhaps the borg are savagely 'plugging' things into various orifices sans anaesthetic. They truly are evil.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's for dramatic effect

They're such Drama Queens smh

They must have assimilated some theater techs.

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Maybe those cables are decorative and reminiscent of the Borg's sense of aesthetics. I mean, look at their goddamn fashion sense.

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[–] Stamets@startrek.website 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As someone who just had to set up a distiller and deal with my cables, I do not appreciate this call out. Also can you remove your spy cameras please?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No, you're getting very good ratings on Borg TV

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[–] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They didn't assimilate any computer nerds yet. They seem to only go for hot women.

[–] MooseBoys@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I object to your implied assertion that the intersection of the sets “computer nerds” and “hot women” is the empty set.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 9 points 2 years ago

When your mind has the power of the Borg collective, you don’t need silly inefficient structures to make it easier for the human mind to handle.

Neither spaghetti cables or spaghetti code are a hindrance when there is brutal efficiency to be had.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 6 points 2 years ago

That's a pretty realistic depiction of every server room I've ever been in.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

If it ain't broke, don't adapt it.

[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Why do they have cables at all? The individual borglings seem to be able to talk to the borg mind without any cables.

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's the WiFi, you STILL gotta have a cable or three somewhere.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Whenever those cables get broken in the show they have steam, water or green fire coming out of them. So these must be their liquid cooling hoses.

[–] thepreciousboar@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

No matter what companies will tell you, cables is always faster and more efficient than wireless, there's physical reasons foe that. Drones are linked to others and to cubes wirelessly because they need to do stuff and move around. Vessels are linked wirelessly with each other for obvious reasons. But there is likely an elabration center in each vessel and it's going to be cabled to every alcove and every sensor and actuator of the ship

[–] jerome@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

Maybe they're just a bunch of sexy snakes.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Limited to non-existent RGB too, obviously not advanced at all

[–] Malgas@beehaw.org 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)

They have plenty of RGB. It's just that they set it all to G.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago

They only use the other colours for pride month to let organic know that the borg will accept anyone whether they like it or not

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