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That took a turn (infosec.pub)
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[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Frickin’ vegans…

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 4 points 1 day ago

If you love vegetables so much why don't you marry them!?

...one step ahead of you buddy. We're pregnant!

[–] brokenlcd@feddit.it 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And then. The immediate follow up message.

hey could you come pick me up I need to go to the hospital

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 3 points 1 day ago

PSA: object must have a flange, or else you risk this dishonour.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Aside from blowing out his back with the carrot, he's also blowing out his back carrying that conversation.