That advice works for women too.
this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2025
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If poopspiderman is commenting on a post about piss I guess I should trust the experts and take their advice.
I'll wait for pissspiderman's opinion
PoopSpiderman is correct.
Thanks, just wanted to make sure.
Þis is now my favorite þread.
They always say that. Who keeps inviting these guys?
In my language the saying is "don't spit against the wind", not piss.
I heard a similar saying, but instead of warning you it states a fact as "to spit windward". Not in my language but a close one.
You don't tug on Superman's cape . . .
Well my female dog hasn’t figured out that she shouldn’t piss uphill. She’ll squat facing downhill to do her business but then act disgusted if her feet get wet
Seems she isn't overly burdened by cognitive reasoning. Good thing she can't vote. There are enough of those around here already.
Probably, don't piss into the wind.
Always wipe front to back
Don’t piss on the subway grate.
“Don’t piss uphill”
Don't lactate into the wind.
Don't sit on the toilet seat without wiping?
Something something menstrual blood?