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[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 67 points 4 days ago (2 children)

ngl I kinda felt the same way before I realized I'm just trans lmao

I now have boobs and am happy 😚

[–] pipe01@programming.dev 22 points 4 days ago
[–] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 8 points 4 days ago

Many of us did, I think

[–] ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 62 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Wishes to be Asian
Post picture of anime girl, an art style that is highly stylized but somewhat generic in terms of ethnic identity markers

[–] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 36 points 4 days ago (3 children)

You're right. Anime characters don't really look too much Like any specific ethnicity most of the time. I wonder if that's part of the appeal

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It 100% is. Like one of the best aspects of non descript stylization is self insertation!

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[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

There are some animes which have very clear and distinct racial markers. Perfect blue or Akira for example.

Edit: But now that I think about it, I agree with you, most of them are actually very nondescript.

[–] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 5 points 4 days ago

The more abstract moéblob stuff is the most ethnically ambiguous. Skin tone is the most explicit you get

[–] ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I think it’s just a byproduct of animation. The simpsons don’t necessarily look like any specific ethnicity either

Yellow… 🤤🤤🤤

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I wish I was a little bit taller

I wish I was a baller

I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat

And a six-four Impala

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[–] Hoimo@ani.social 19 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I wish I was anime
I wish I looked anime
I wish I had an anime name
I wish I could go to an anime school

[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 days ago

Wish granted. You are now in Danganrompa

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

You are now a background student in Kill-La-Kill.

[–] SuluBeddu@feddit.it 5 points 3 days ago

This could go wrong in so many ways

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 47 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You were born in Siberia, congratulations!

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You've been selected to be front line infantry!

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

Spending your infancy in the infantry, hoorah!

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Even just a standard family in South Korea sounds pretty horrible. Very stressful, very little free time. Japan is better, but still not great. Now imagine what happens if the country turns full authoritarian again from that starting point, as is the general tendency in most countries nowadays.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Everything boils down to your economic cohort. Being upper class in Korea and Japan is fantastic. Being upper class in the Philippines is pretty great, all things considered. Just be born rich. Anywhere, really. Even being a rich Ukrainian or Syrian gets you a lot of extra mileage, globally. And the spread between rich and poor in a country like Dubai or South Africa, right now? Astronomical.

[–] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 9 points 4 days ago

Sounds like we need a global communist revolution

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Eh...... My little cousins live in Korea and come from money, it still sounds kinda crappy. 8 hours of school then instrument practice, dance class, and after school academy.... the little dudes get home at like 9-10pm every night. One of them calls all the time and begs us to host him when he's ready for college, the little guy just wants to play football.

[–] shawn1122@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

This sounds like a consequence of coming from money. Some rich parents are slave drivers and others are just happy having their kids live off the trust fund. Wealth makes being a good parent more challenging.

That being said, most kids want to vet away from their parents and establish themselves at that age.

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Nah, it's pretty normal in South Korea. School and the expectations of success are just brutal over there. It's not unusual to see groups of kids coming home from school/after school programs after dark.

[–] Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Watched a video before of kids from Whales doing an exchange with Korean students, and they were miserable. Like you said, they were getting back home late from clubs and cram tutoring at like 10pm, and would then get up for school around 6am or so.

This is just an unfortunately common thing in Asian countries, getting into the best schools is treated like a life-or-death thing for many.

Yeap, including cram schools most kids highschool and below are pulling 12-16 hour days. Over there grade school and highschool are where you put your work in and really over exert yourself, and then college and grad school are a cake walk and when you get to finally party your ass off.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Anime tends to parody that high intensity life, though.

Naruto is an anime about little kids being overworked and forced to grow up too fast. Love Is War is about two hyper competitive students who can't come to terms with their love for one another. Madoka Magica is about your childhood dreams maturing into soul crushing nightmares for the profit of some alien force.

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[–] Toes@ani.social 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That's Kuroko, one of my favourite characters from scientific railgun.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Certain_Scientific_Railgun

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Is she the one with the superpower to make things slightly warm? Like heating up a cup of tea?

[–] jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (3 children)

No, you're thinking of Uiharu. Kuroko was the one who can teleport.

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

Wish granted, Iran.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 16 points 4 days ago (2 children)

And then there were all the kids wishing they were in America rather than their boring first-world suburb/provincial town. They didn’t get any more specific, and I imagine they were probably thinking of New York/LA/somewhere glamorous, and would have been bitterly disappointed if the maliciously-helpful wishing genie had whisked them away to a rustbelt town in Ohio or some unincorporated community in Alabama or wherever.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Fishing community in Alaska.

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Just about anywhere in America is an improvement on the Philippines. My wife's from there and all her friends married white American guys. They have all told me the same thing; The poverty is staggering.

My wife doesn't say anything about it, but I gather she grew up solidly middle class. I don't think she has a clue how the poors live.

[–] shawn1122@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Spain and then briefly America exploited the Philippines for centuries. Spain made indentured servants of the local population and turned their economy into a cash crop resource extraction machine.

America took over around 1900 and continued that legacy, extracting sugar, coconut and hemp while stalling land reform laws for locals.

It makes sense to move to the nation where the fruits of your and your ancestors labor has been stolen to.

When the United States took over, it enacted the 1902 Public Land Act and the 1935 Commonwealth Agrarian Reform Act, but both were deliberately slowed and limited—public lands were sold only to wealthy buyers, and tenant‑farmers received scant compensation. Had those reforms been fully implemented, they would have ended Spain's haciendas legacy, transferring titles to the actual cultivators, reduced tenancy obligations, and created a more equitable, productive agricultural sector—laying groundwork for broader rural development and lessening the chronic poverty that still haunts the Philippines today.

Spain’s most blatant exploitation was the hacienda system, which concentrated vast tracts of fertile land in the hands of a few Spanish friars and colonial elites. This was essentially modernized version of medieval fiefdom where Filipinos had no claim to the land they worked on or to the surplus value their labor produced.

Polo y Servicio (forced labor) was a corvée system requiring able‑bodied men to render a set number of days (typically 40–60 per year) of unpaid labor on public works, hacienda fields, or military projects. Non‑compliance could lead to corporal punishment or imprisonment.

Tributo was cash or in‑kind levy imposed on every male household head (and sometimes on whole families). It was meant to fund the colonial administration, the church, and the military. Failure to pay could result in fines, confiscation of property, or forced labor.

America brought an end to the some of the Spanish exploitation but land ownership concentration among the wealthy persisted and the exploitative relationship continued, though in a less formalized framework.

This is the devastating legacy of European and American colonialism.

Finally, there were 4 years of Japanese occupation during WW2 that resulted in significant infrastructure loss.

Tl;Dr: Fuck imperialism.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Wish granted. You are born on Noth Sentinel Island.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Not likely to to any school if you are from that island.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Feck. I forgor that one.

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Wish granted you are born in Yakutsk

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I mean I do like cold...

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

Enjoy you pagpag

[–] atocci@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

Here for Railgun. Season 4 let's goooo

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