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Buttcoin

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Buttcoin is the future of online butts. Buttcoin is a peer-to-peer butt. Peer-to-peer means that no central authority issues new butts or tracks butts.

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Buttcoin is a safe haven investment for troubled waters.

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[–] Soyweiser@awful.systems 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] zeet@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Correct. He works for Zelda.

[–] Soyweiser@awful.systems 2 points 2 weeks ago

Weird, it works on my desktop. But initially on phone it didn't.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

First §

Crypto liquidations continued their rout early morning Asia hours after the broader crypto market continued its plunge hours after U.S. President Donald Trump threatened 100% tariffs on Chinese imports via a Truth Social post, which triggered a global risk-off wave and wiped out more than $16 billion in long positions by midday Hong Kong time.

edit: why the fuck would someone downvote this

[–] fullsquare@awful.systems 2 points 2 weeks ago

Friday's crash saw crypto's worst liquidation in terms of pure volume, seeing over 10 times as much dollar value liquidated as the crashes when FTX collapsed in 2022 or when global markets melted down during the early COVID lockdowns.

yes sir the market is completely real. don't ask about tethers

the value is, as usual, stored in the pocket of the next sucker