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[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Turns out my police check is blank!!!!!

Fuuuuuuck yes!!!!

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 7 points 1 week ago

yay , this is awesome

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[–] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Good morning my lovely cherry blossom peaches

[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’ve always wanted to be a cherry blossom peach!

Thanks protein shake with peanut butter and honey :)

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[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

My mate is selling this so I'm getting it for my birthday next month.

Plays like an absolute beast and can drop down to F#. Which is crazy for a 6 string!

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Had a great time with my mate hanging out geeking out over guitars and music. We’ve known each other since high school but lost contact until a few months ago.

As for the rest of the day. Strays have been fed as well as fluffball. Might just zonk and enjoy the last of the time I’m not stressed about work stuff lol

[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

lol time well spent. Took an angle grinder, orbital sander and heat gun to a random bit of wood to hold a pen, feather, post its and some elastic bands / tape on rebar. That took weeks. Still have all my fingers.

I'm going to patent it.

[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You need to market it for crafters. Instead of post-it notes that's a pattern holder. The rebar on the side can hold your ball of yarn, with the hole on the top for spare crochet hooks etc. Add an optional wine glass holder upgrade and you'll make a mint.

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[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Straight to the pool room.

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[–] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 6 points 1 week ago

Beat me to it

[–] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago

I love this meme stupid amounts! Have fun at Timezone!!

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Eff these finardling elevator doors!

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Omg. A real life scenario. Rescuers will be there in 1 hour. Meanwhile Oasis or Coldplay?

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Been a bit flat this weekend but have managed to put away most of Mt washmore...start a new load to dry by the window. Bought food, cooked rice and now have lentils going for part of my meal prepping. Cleaned the bathroom sink. I would say there is 16.7% less KAOS then at the start of the weekend.

About to get a coffee and catch up on some work. Have a big report due this week and really want some time today to break it's back. I will try really hard to take time in lieu for it though..

[–] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh and I won 20 dollarydoos on the horsies yesterday.

[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Upon serious reflection this needs a rave choon:

Bass

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[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 7 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Say you're stuck in an elevator and the rescuers are 1 hour away but you get to choose between 2 bands playing music through the speakers. You DO NOT have noise cancelling headphones with you. Who are you choosing? Oasis or Coldplay?

[–] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Don't care. I was a bouncer, I can listen to shit music for hours.

Advertising radio and I might try to disable the speaker though.

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[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yeah I'm with you but then Wonderwall.

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[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd prefer to take my chances and plummet at terminal velocity to my demise.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 1 week ago

Harsh but understandable

[–] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oasis. Don’t even care if they catch me belting out wonderwall

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

that song was a tribute to George Harrison

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[–] TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone 6 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Wevver incoming from the west. I reckon RustyRaven's plants will be well watered in by the end of tonight. Heading our way too.

[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago

Fabulous news. Topping up the water tank would also be welcome.

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[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

About to do some more UNKAOS but can’t find my iPod. Why is it always when I tidy up I can’t find anything?

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[–] TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

narf, first bit of sewing done, I sewed Pinky on a cotton jumper for down at the beach

3 cushions have been restuffed and sewn up

olive bread is rising

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[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago

I'm feeling rich today - my first travel reimbursement claim has been paid. I was initially given the wrong info from a manager who said they didn't pay travel costs, but they actually do. Which means that what was a cost item in my budget is now replaced by extra income. It's like an unexpected payrise.

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 1 week ago

PT got food poisoning and had to cancel.

Oh no.

Zzzzzz.

[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 4 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I’ve started baby on her antibiotics last night and am hoping they work fast. She’s had brekkie in bed and is tucked in with me.

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[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

today I am listening to podcasts while I do sewing and then tidy up the upstairs balcony. I might go to the beach later.

I love the beach, it has been so good for my mental health. 😿

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