this post was submitted on 23 Oct 2025
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A Boring Dystopia

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The world we live in isn't just dystopic, it isn't just stupid, trying to describe all the ways it sucks just makes for a really boring story.

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[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 75 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Students in the year 3025: "Why did they publish these horrible things as if they were accomplishments? Were people back then mentally ill?"

Teacher: "Yes, yes they were."

[–] reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net 33 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Archeologists in 3025: Actually these behaviors were ceremonial sacrifices to calm a wrathful god

[–] jared@mander.xyz 15 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SARGE@startrek.website 5 points 4 weeks ago

Fertility rituals.

Sorry Gerald, that "Smooth sided fertility statue" isn't a ritual object, it's a dildo.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

"We understand the workers of this age toiled endlessly to please a thankless god they called the Shareholder"

[–] Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

Do this shareholder shoot deadly rays from the eyes and has a protective, anti magic barrier in front?

[–] Credibly_Human@lemmy.world 12 points 4 weeks ago

What optimistic thinking to think we've managed to escape out of this by then.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

3025, is more likely just the sounds of rocks grinding and whips cracking.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 27 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

WFH, but the H stands for Hell

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 4 weeks ago

Work from homeless

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 25 points 4 weeks ago

If Grok is so great, why did all these people have to do so much work? 🤔

[–] AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world 21 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I wonder how many of these people are just lonely, and this let's them be around people all the time. No 3rd spaces, no mental health services, your only interaction is with your coworkers or typing on a phone.

It's either that or a cult, cause these people are unhinged with this shit.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 16 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Uhhhhh…

Absolute authoritarianism without accountability
Zero tolerance for criticism or questions
Lack of meaningful financial disclosure regarding the budget
Unreasonable fears about the outside world that often involve evil conspiracies and persecutions
A belief that former followers are always wrong for leaving and there is never a legitimate reason for anyone else to leave
Abuse of members
Records, books, articles, or programs documenting the abuses of the leader or group
Followers feeling that they are never able to be “good enough”
A belief that the leader is right at all times
A belief that the leader is the exclusive means of knowing “truth” or giving validation

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 6 points 4 weeks ago

At least with a cult you know it'll be over sooner rather than later.

[–] mishielda1234@lemmy.world 17 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Am I the only person who sees this and thinks everything about it screams AI generated? Even if it proves a point we agree with why is everyone so quick to assume this is real?

[–] lemmyman@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago

Right.

Where are the tent doors?

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] snooggums@piefed.world 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

"That's not our office. We have way more tents,” wrote Yang, a Harvard-educated mathematician.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

Think that was a joke but keep scrolling, the pictures are from June or July

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 14 points 4 weeks ago

LinkedIn lunatic dream job

[–] Humana@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

Anti-transit fascists accidentally create a walkable community

[–] d00ery@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Trying to sleep with the lights on ...

[–] protist@mander.xyz 3 points 4 weeks ago

My state is currently busting up encampments like this

[–] cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 weeks ago

I see this and imagine the smell, yikes.

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 weeks ago

This must be the dystopian hellscape Elmo complains about having to walk through every morning, just to get into work.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 4 weeks ago

Is this so ICE can’t get their almost exclusively immigrant staff?

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

I would never imagine wanting you to stay in a tent at the work place would be a realistic red flag for a job but here we are. I hope they get shares in the company or sth then it makes more sense. But if this is just for a monthly salary, these people really need to wake-up.