Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips

joined 5 days ago

Your wife doesn't like dick?

Lost in trans, it was...

Never going again, like many. Even the quieter folk: just ask around....

Ah, so a technicality, eh...?

[–] Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.works 9 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Is it a true stick, or is the whole thing one big LIE?

[–] Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.works 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
 

2019

A young man accused of murdering his sister at the "order of Satan" had the audacity to attempt to escape the courtroom by climbing to the ceiling through the glass box into which he had been placed by guards.

Leonid Greyser, 18 years old, climbed to the ceiling, the moment he entered the glass case for the court session in Shcherbinsky, Moscow, Telegrafi reports.

[–] Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.works 5 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Yes.

I change accounts far more often now.

[–] Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.works 27 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Mid 1970s, I was 18 years old and driving a Pepsi delivery truck, fully loaded. Three-on-the-tree transmission and tarps over the truck's loading bays.
Made a left turn too quickly and too sharply, and dumped 200 cases of cans all over the road.
That was it for my pop delivery career.

 

Followed up by rock candy.

It's all over the news everwhere.
"Seems very faked..."

Better Off Without A Wife, by Tom Waits. Not specifically about masturbation, but he jokes about it in the preamble..."I don't get weird about it, tying myself up...just like to spend a little time with myself, is all...makin' the scene with a magazine..."

 

cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/47935906

The son answered the door and, while he permitted the agents to search his home, claiming he had nothing to hide, he asked if they could wait first while he put the family dog, Chop, a Rottweiler, away in the bathroom before they walked in, as the dog could be aggressive...
According to the family, it is at this point that the son went to his pickup truck to retrieve his ID and a Border Patrol agent entered the home and, as a result, ended up shooting the dog.

The family stressed that the agents knew-- the son had told them-- that Chop was put in the bathroom for their safety and that the agents opened the door, let Chop out and shot him.

Furthermore, the family said none of the Border Patrol agents helped the family, who desperately tried to render aid to the dog, which bled to death on the kitchen floor.

The family added that when they confronted agents, Border Patrol reportedly told them they were working from an anonymous tip tied to the previous owners of the home, who lived there two years ago.

 

The son answered the door and, while he permitted the agents to search his home, claiming he had nothing to hide, he asked if they could wait first while he put the family dog, Chop, a Rottweiler, away in the bathroom before they walked in, as the dog could be aggressive...
According to the family, it is at this point that the son went to his pickup truck to retrieve his ID and a Border Patrol agent entered the home and, as a result, ended up shooting the dog.

The family stressed that the agents knew-- the son had told them-- that Chop was put in the bathroom for their safety and that the agents opened the door, let Chop out and shot him.

Furthermore, the family said none of the Border Patrol agents helped the family, who desperately tried to render aid to the dog, which bled to death on the kitchen floor.

The family added that when they confronted agents, Border Patrol reportedly told them they were working from an anonymous tip tied to the previous owners of the home, who lived there two years ago.

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