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New a guy who did that, well had his foot out the window of his truck, rolled it, shattered and crushed his leg. He sued to truck company.... And won. (Or at least settled)

And then he bought trucks for his family. Yes from the same company.

Better than having your kneecaps in your teeth.

Don't fucking kick your legs up in a car what the fuck you're in a high speed vehicle that can crash at any moment resting legs near an air bag????

It can literally Kill you! Even a lower speed accident. I took care of a patient who's leg was shattered and it cut her femoral artery into a couple pieces.

DEAD! Just by hanging her bare feet outside the front passenger window across the edge of the dashboard. Air bag deployed. The END.

The hip bones attached to the..... Oh, sorry about that....

Of the many broken bones I've had, a snapped femur is one. The damage it did means I'm never walking without a limp or running at nearly the pace I could. All it did was compound above the knee. This is permanent massive life changing damage. That bone absolutely destroys all the critical muscle groups, blood vessels, and massive nervous system that flows down to your lower half.

Oh look. They pooped their femur!

Just dab it with some bacitracin, take some ibuprofen, and get some sleep. You'll be fiiiiiine.

I can't even conceptualise what happened based on this xray, all I know is it looks fucking painful.

So they've broken their pelvis straight through about half way up, popped their right femur out of the socket, and split the left femur straight through near the top.... yeah... that sucks

Meanwhile I see kids doing this all the time while mom or dad looks at their phone behind the wheel. I do live in a redneck area*, though.

*the USA.

Oh jesus fucking christ that actually made me wince. Do they make full-body cups that I can wear so this absolutely never happens to me?

Hell, I bruised my hip bone once at a martial arts seminar. The next-level pain I felt from just that make me worry for when I'm dumber/older and need a replacement.

Looking at trending, it's 50-50 I'll be fine into my 80s or be 4-joints-bionic by 70. Nothing in-between.

Not to be all prudish or anything, but this made my stomach turn seeing it. IDK if tagging it would help but at least I would have been mentally braced for it.

No fixing stupid. Seeing this every now and then.

If this is someone born male, they hip checked themselves in the nuts. Ow ow ow!

This is one of those things where my 6+ ft height is a privilege.

I have never even dreamed of putting my feet on the dash.

If you look at their sacrum you can see their soul crying (it kinda looks like a face in agony)

I bet that black circle in the upper left is a pre-fart.

That’ll buff out.

That took a second to sink in how bad this would be