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[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's a good metaphor. In the show SpongeBob won the contest because he made a single perfect burger, while Poseidon made a huge pyramid of nothing special.

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

Yup and capitalism is never going to understand that. Same with huge portion of humanity. Media literacy is incredibly low.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 8 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I'll take a doodle snake with angry eyebrows over the most complex fantasy diorama you can churn out any day of the week.

[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Doodle snek luvs you too (ignore his weird tail I tried to make a rattler lmao)

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 3 weeks ago

"I said consummate Vs! Consummate!"

[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

more doodle sneks for you <3

[–] plsnerf7@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

minimalistic danger noodle :)

minimalistic danger noodle :)

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

Stick figures in MS Paint now indicate to me that a person made a conscious decision to avoid AI, elevating it.