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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by someguy3@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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and says "I want ten times what everyone else is drinking."

The bartender is impressed and replies "Now that is an order of magnitude."

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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yeah? Well I want 10 times of what that guy ordered.

[–] magamus@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It’s exponential!

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

No, it's linear

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Do we know with only two data points?

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 years ago

We have a factor. 10x is a linear function

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's constant. Or is it? I don't have the extended reals rules memorized, but it looks constant to me.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 years ago

It's a constant factor and therefore a linear function