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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Show me your pussi(bag)!

[–] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 66 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So off topic, byt where do you get these with both finnish and swedish texts?? And everywhere they now have the smaller bag sizes as well, is this recent? Sincerely, a Finnish sipsi lover.

[–] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I just pulled a picture from the internet. The only reason I know these exist is because I used to be active on a forum with many Finns.

[–] Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz 3 points 17 hours ago

Ah makes sense, those seem to not have been in circulation good many years now. RIP Megabags, you will be missed :(

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

sorta scares me off. Too wet and loose

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I need an apron with "Kiss the Kock" printed on it.

[–] aggelalex@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Piss on the cook? 😂

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Kant (pronounced like "cunt") means "edge" in Polish.

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 4 points 17 hours ago

One of the polish words for luck is "fart"

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Every time i go to stockholm by car theres a huge roadsign with "kurvaking" on it or something

[–] pmk@piefed.ca 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Kungens kurva? It's named after an incident in 1946 when the king slid off the road with his car.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 1 points 9 hours ago

Yeah thats what i thought but theres a store or something called kurva king i think. But im not sure, ill check next time i go by there. Probably a play on kungens kurva itself.

[–] chellomere@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fart, prick.

Swedish 🇸🇪

[–] Redex68@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

In Croatian, "kut" means an angle, or a corner of something, "rub" would be edge

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 2 points 1 day ago

I never realized this. Thanks.

[–] rockettaco37@feddit.nu 6 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Can't forget "slut" in Swedish. :D

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 points 22 hours ago
[–] froh42@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Please read this German sentence aloud:

Ich suche den Koch.

(I'm looking for the chef.)

[–] troed@fedia.io 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

With correct pronounciation it sounds nothing like what people seem to believe though.

[–] froh42@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

German is my native language , so yes. It sounds a lot different from what you might think if you can't speak "ch". But if you're American....

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I'm learning German (slowly), how to you "ch" properly?

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Back of the throat. Like the the J in Juan. Except in German, it always comes at the end of a word/syllable. If it's at the beginning, it is usually pronounced like a k (as in Christ/Christian/etc.)

[–] froh42@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

As a Bavarian (South of Germany) I agree with the Ch at the start of the word being pronounced like a K (Chiemsee starts with the sound K), but with it depends on the region. I start "China" and "Chemie" with K, but a lot of people start it with "sch" (which sounds like sh in English). But that's really weird for my ears.

And the father of my ex wife is from Cologne, his "ch" sound quite like "sh" as well. Kirche (church) sounds like Kirsche (cherry) when he says it. Funnily his last name has two "ch".

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Ah yes, of course there’s exceptions, as always. And of course it varies by region and dialect. Should have been a bit more careful. At least half of Germany probably pronounces China and Chemie with a soft “ch”, though I believe almost everyone pronounces Chiemsee with a K (which makes sense since it’s a proper name).

[–] SandmanXC@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I always carry a spoon in my kock pussi.

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Also: dick = fat in German

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 day ago

That translation still kind of makes sense in English.

[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why would they make this LOL

[–] meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So that people post it online for even more people to see

[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago
[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

There used to be a Polish ad which went like: "Tea. Who, You? Yeah, bunny!", "If You feel offended, learn English". If You pronounce the first part in a monotone voice You'll say "You fucking dick!" In Polish.

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 0 points 17 hours ago

The first part works better with a polish ESL accent compared to a more native one btw

[–] addie@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

'Ty chuju jebany', nice.

Our Polish taxi driver does a very solid line in 'kurwa' every other word, but it's always nice to expand your horizons.

[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago