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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Hopefully one of the AI-touting CEOs first.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

On Reddit they were celebrating Waymo coming to London

[–] cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The tolerance for death due to corporate negligence in the US is at levels totally incomprehensible to me. Waymo needs to kill at least one person per week, and people will just normalize it.

Look up how many automobile fatalities there are per thousand miles driven, and how many waymo has power thousand miles driven

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

If one of a companies products kills someone, the CEO should be personally liable civilly and criminally.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

I'd take it even farther - abolish the corporate veil. Hold the investors accountable for the things they pay their fall guy to do. They're basically hiring hit men.

If they can't afford the liability insurance, then they're planning on pushing that cost onto the public and their company should not exist.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 2 points 2 days ago

I'm ready to go Gollum mode on a billionaire tbfh

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hey, at least you're guaranteed that the car didn't decide to get behind the wheel after a heavy night of drinking.

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

Which is more than we can say for the US head of the department of defense

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

tesla already beats them there, in the testing department.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

No, we are fucking not. What the fuck?!

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Aren't waymos safer than human drivers? Why are we shitting on something that will reduce a huge source of death and injury?

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Oh bud, are you new here? Welcome. This particular corner bar of the Internet that you’ve stumbled into doesn’t take kindly to technology that severs the person from the job.

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Which is fucking weird tbh. You'd think this demographic would be the most logical about stuff and understanding that this is a step towards fully automated luxury gay space communism.

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 4 points 3 days ago

It’s all in the method. Some bots can fuck us. Other bots can go fuck themselves.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 4 points 3 days ago

Put the kids back in the factories I say

[–] CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago
[–] borax7385@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Can't wait!

[–] Lutra@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

nope. not ready.

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