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[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 27 minutes ago

I think I actually watched this

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 hours ago

I was at the brewery recently and one of the televisions was just on a playlist of this YouTube channel with some old Italian grandmas, chilling at home, making handmade pasta.

Would love a Collab.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

So what's the answer? I feel a chubby coming on and just can't wait!

[–] volvoxvsmarla@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 hours ago

Can someone brave enough please FINALLY post the eventual tier list he comes up with

[–] Boppel@feddit.org 2 points 5 hours ago

samyang 3x spicy

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 14 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Sounding with an uncooked spaghetti.

I'll leave that one oit there hanging.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

no love for fusilli?

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

I prefer Tagliatelle

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

I dislike you for this post, but at least your username checks out.

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

Burning Hole

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago
[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

I think too many things are illegal. This is not one of those things.

[–] couch1potato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] HeurtisticAlgorithm9@feddit.uk 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] winkerjadams@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 16 hours ago

I hope he takes the best pasta and finds the best sauce next

[–] Rebels_Droppin@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

r/196, This person (I forgot which gender they like to go by) was a frequent poster there and would post these videos and a lot of other nsfw adjacent ones a few years ago.

[–] Shave_MyBeever@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Pesto if you're into the sloppy seconds nut.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago
[–] sailorzoop@lemmy.librebun.com 67 points 1 day ago (3 children)

He did canned beans too. I will not elaborate

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'll be disappointed if Bush's isn't the most fuckable brand of bean.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mom walked in without knocking and caught me rolling that beautiful bean footage.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Play your cards right and you won't need those beans tonight. ;)

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

Not now mom, I still have to try the pinto beans!

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[–] notarobot@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No honey. I said "i fucking love pasta". This is not a new kink you have to learn about. Just a misunderstanding

[–] dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 14 hours ago

"So how much do you love noodles?"

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I understood what you said. And I understood what I said.

[–] aarch0x40@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Spoiler Alert! It’s the alfredo primavera

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What the fuck is an Alfredo?

[–] aarch0x40@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Fancy Mac and cheese

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Someone's going to have to watch the video to confirm

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[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Rhett and Link are really expanding the brand.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 day ago

As you can see, we can't.

[–] Brewchin@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Is this "if PornHub monetised and incentivised content creators like YouTube does"?

Also: The pasta - cooked or raw? 🤡

[–] CandleTiger@programming.dev 12 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Nobody’s fucking raw pasta, mate

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

that doesn't sound right to me

[–] Brewchin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You know this is the internet right? Nothing is beyond the realms of possibility if money is involved. Did Jackass teach us nothing?

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 4 points 1 day ago

I guarantee fucking raw pasta is someone's kink.

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Look up “one man one jar” and then tell me how certain you are about that statement.

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[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Everyone thinks they're manicotti, but in the end, we're all just ditalini.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] mriormro@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

RICKKKKYYYY. FUCKING RRRRRRRIGATONIII baby

[–] Turret3857 2 points 20 hours ago

hello the peak

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Outrageous! What's the link so I can make sure I never see it?

Edit I thought it was a joke video. I did not realize. I don't regret looking it up or anything, but it's not my thing.

Hot person, though

[–] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 14 points 1 day ago

Aw man this person lol. I remember them from the old ~~world~~ subreddit

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

Do calzones next!

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Fucking clickbait, which type is it?

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