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[–] tuckerm@feddit.online 92 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Peter Thiel gives himself blood transfusions with the blood of younger people in order to slow the aging process. It is a procedure that scientists call "not working."

[–] Xanthobilly@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Has he tried it with an HIV patient? For science?

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I heard a direct blood transfusion with an Ebola patient will make you immortal

[–] psoul@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

I heard that you can only catch prions once… just saying.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

he mustve gotten the advice from bryan johnson who is also doing the same thing, getting blood from his son, he looks like a vampire.

[–] chwilson@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Can’t hear Bryan’s name without remembering him tweeting about his 19 year old kid’s boners

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Ah yes, the one thing that all 19 year old guys want - their boner data to be made public. I hope the billionaire money is eniugh to properly insulate him or atleast to pay for therapy.

But Lmao at "stand tall, be firm"

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[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago

To be fair who ever heard of any billionaire ACTUALLY working?

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 58 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Thiel looks like Voldemort with a nose.

[–] Fandangalo@lemmy.world 70 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)
[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 2 weeks ago

Too much life in the eyes, too much color in the skin.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Incredible.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

This actually makes him look more human

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Immaculate, wish i could give you 10 upvotes.

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[–] db2@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Voldemort was less of a cartoonish villain.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Voldemort at least had style. Thiel is just a weird loser.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Volfemort also waged a war on a high school for wizards. Imo voldemort is more of a David Koresh / Waco situation while Theil is a run of the mill psychopath who is incredibly rich.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Thiel looks like Voldemort with a nose.

Voldemort with a nose is just Voldemort, without a nose, with a nose.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You're right, but I am contractually obligated to tell you to fuck off.

I will still be giving you an upvote.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What good is an assassin with 3 asses? The normal number of two already seems burdensome and here you are sporting a third.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

You see, one is a decoy ass. Not unlike a lizard, it will break off when attacked.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Also, this guy is a self-taught expert on 'the Anti-Christ', and really, really wants you to know he is not the Anti-Christ, its uh, actually, Greta Thunberg, or something.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I thought AI regulations were the anti-christ

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

The real antichrist is taxing rich people

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 12 points 2 weeks ago

he made a deal with a demon

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/

If he was, he'd know he's following a guy that somehow managed to fullfill every single prophecy about the Antichrist.....

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Yeah, as an ex or deconverted fundamentalist, it is somewhere between hilarious and terrifying to me how... just fucking obvious it is that all of these nutjob theofacsists just are worshipping people who meet basically all the criteria.

They are the idiots who would be fooled by false miracles, they follow the lawless one.

They're so incredibly deluded.

Here's my uh, off the cuff, 'end times' theory:

The Rapture did happen.

No one was saved, because none are worthy.

[–] Part4 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

All billionaires are mentally ill

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

greed is an illness like any other mental illness.

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 23 points 2 weeks ago

this guy also had a "boy toy" last year that got allegdly "defenestrated" in florida. the bf was becoming increasingly concerned about thiels anti-lgbtq+ policies, and was becoming too public for THIELS liking.

[–] olbaidiablo@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 weeks ago

He looks like a necropedozoophile.

[–] the_q@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 weeks ago

I hate that those words now exist and I read them.

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Peter Thiel is mentally retarded. No two ways about it.

[–] demizerone@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

He looks like someone that's in the Epstein files.

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh god he's looking to the side but I can feel him staring straight into my browser history.

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[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

If the bug guy from MiB had a baby with Duke Nukem, killed the offspring, had Madame Toussad make a wax replica of the corpse, and burned down the museum the result would still look like a better representation of a person than Peter Thiel.

Evil takes of a hell of a toll on these sumbitches.

[–] Splenetic@lemmy.nz 5 points 2 weeks ago

He looks like hes growing a new skeleton next to his Old one

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I randomly got a job recommendation from one of the sites that looked for exactly my programming skill set. I was interested until I saw what company it was -- Palantir. GOD DAMN IT. On the plus side, most of these job listings are fake anyway, so it was probably just a phishing attempt of sorts based on my resume. At least the AI isn't smart enough yet to know they should not mention Palantir with me.

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Punchable face.

[–] zd9@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

this meme is SO 2025-coded

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

It's evil Peter Garrett!

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago
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