If its prosciutto, I'm eating it.
You can roll it up to look like a dick. You can wrap it around a Cabbage Patch Kid. I don't care. It goes in the mouth.
this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2025
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It goes in the mouth.
Technically, that's true for non-prosciutto dicks too.
Just ask trump.
I would rather not.
Gabagoo right eeeeeeeeere
I tried to do a skull for Halloween. This is a nice idea.
If it’s an appropriately themed potluck, then possibly. If you’re doing it to be weird, then… well, you’re weird.
Weird people are the best
Life tip: No matter where you are, always seek out the weirdos. You'll have a much better time.
Holy shit this is amazing!
Any season can be Spooky Season.
Time for another visit to HR?