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This New AI-Powered App Lets Users Chat With Jesus, Mary, The Apostles — And Even Satan
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this post was submitted on 16 Nov 2025
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Satan you say?
Some one should ask it… “since you only got chromosomes from Marry, and assuming she wasn’t intersex, does that make you trans?”
Just think, if Mary hadn't been sleeping with the mailman we wouldn't have to be dealing with this shit.
Oh, no, I wasn't cheating on you this baby came from, er... God yeah, god, it's a virgin birth honest.
can you imagine.... getting Joseph drunk as fucking hell and then showing up as gabriel being like.. "yeah cool story bro."
I wonder if it calls out shit that goes against Jesus's teachings.
Hey Jesus, show me a seahorse emoji
We are doomed as a species.
Yeah, so let's enjoy the time we got left! Now where's my baby seal club?
Chat With Jesus, Mary, The Apostles — And Even Satan
Most of those people were likely illiterate, and wouldn't have been able to write the chat messages. You're gonna get about as much out of Jesus on the other end of a chat program as you would a cat walking across the keyboard.
Meow? :3
What does it say about immigrants?
Just when you thought AI couldn't play any deeper into the delusions of the stupid and gullible. Bravo AI. Now excuse me while I go lay down on some train tracks.
Can we make that a group activity? Cause I'm so done with this timeline as well.
No it doesn't, it let's you talk to an LLM that is configured to give responses like imaginary beings would.
At what point does it stop being a religious thing anymore?
Famously simple and uncontroversial thing to do, interpret what Jesus would say in response to any question.
Also loling at Satan not giving evil advice in a Christian app
I really like the idea that this is how God has chosen to speak with people. ;p
Out with burning bushes in and in with AI.