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What is this guy thinking lmao ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿค”

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[โ€“] mech@feddit.org 7 points 2 days ago

If giving my wife orgasms is gay, then call me a faggot.

[โ€“] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Any kind of pleasure I feel or give is gay, so everyone else should feel the same and suffer because gay is bad. These people and their egos ๐Ÿ™„

[โ€“] Rakonat@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Guys is fucking your wife and pulling out gay?

[โ€“] BigBenis@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

They perceive any act in service to anybody but themselves as weakness. People say they're like this because they're afraid of being seen as feminine and that may be true for some but I think many others just want to live in a world where they have no accountability and can take whatever they want while being praised by the people around them for the scraps they leave behind.

[โ€“] benjaminb@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So is it gay to masturbate? I mean, you're not impregnating a woman, are you?

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[โ€“] GehLordFocker@lemmy.wtf 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What else r should I say....EVERYONE is GAY

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[โ€“] arin@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Her clit bigger than his dick

[โ€“] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I think what they mean is "serving anyones needs but mine and Great Leaders makes me feel bad"

[โ€“] Hoimo@ani.social 8 points 3 days ago

You're all talking about this as if he's gay, but he clearly says his wife is the one having orgasms during gay sex.

Makes sense it might feel "gay" for him since he is a giant pussy.

[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 2 days ago

He says he won't do it to cover up the fact he can't do it due to being poorly skilled at sex.

[โ€“] Sunflier@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

So gay

-MAGAt cultists

[โ€“] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

This is your brain on MAGA

He's gaaaaaaaaay that's why

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