Why do we hear that Musk, Trump and Epstein all have this in common? What does it mean?
this post was submitted on 20 Nov 2025
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Because the media loves insinuating dumb shit like this and dumbasses love latching onto it. "Hurr, hurr, bad, ugly penish!!"
Reality is that it probably isn't true. Maybe for one of them, but all 3 seems like too much of a coincidence. Especially since it follows the trend of people dog piling insults onto public figures they hate, even when they aren't true/don't make sense.
I've wondered about this for a while because it's definitely been a trend, and my layman's guess is that fucked up genitals can lead a person to predatory behavior and raping.
They know without forcing it or paying for it they wouldn't be able to get someone to willingly sleep with them. But what do I know, I'm just some guy.
I think it is far more likely that these are just rumors that people really like to spread. We want the people we don't like to have fucked up dicks, we we tell each other they do. But, yaknow, pics or it didn't happe
I don't know, I really know nothing of Epstein's personality, but Elon and Trump are clearly wildly insecure, and it's not their bank accounts making them that way.
I'm just saying - Trump and Elon and Epstine and Hitler all have fucked up dicks? These aren't just normal rich or powerful people - they are people who lots and lots of people hate.
And it seems weird that here on lemmy, home of "there is literally nothing you can do to get ahead in life, it is all chance and nepotism" would seem to also claim that the only thing which can seemingly reliably give you sufficient will to claim power is... insecurity about having a weird dick.
Thus, we are left with two possible conclusions:
- The global elite have a significantly higher rate of genetic abnormalities driving penile deformation, to the point where a significant portion of those who turn out especially powerful and shitty have deformed dicks.
- The claims are exaggerated. The rich and powerful can be gigantic shits even without the excuse of a deformed dick. And we can make fun of their obvious insecurities even if their dick is totally normal.
They think that. It’s not true. If they were good people who didn’t twist themselves up in hate, they could focus on learning to use their hands and mouths and they could find partners.
Tl;dr Lemon or egg shaped, appx 2 inches. They also have quotes from victims of other famous, powerful men:
- Trump’s apparently a weird mushroom, says Stormy Daniels
- Hitler had a micro dick
- Bill Clinton’s was apparently “a little boy’s who didn’t grow up”
Elon had botched penis enlargement surgery. According to witnesses. Dude jelqed his dick dead. 😂
Okay, what importance does that have?
It could have a lot, if others corroborate a similar description it can prove the crimes happened. I believe a similar thing happened with Michael Jackson's victims, they were able to describe his genitalia.
I refuse to subscribe to find out which fruit...?
It didn't prompt me. You may try a private window and or VPN. Also lemon, about 2 inches.