Just the oatmeal cookies for me thanks. Y'all can have all the rest.
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I dont even know what a banoffe pie or fluffernutter is but i want to try both of them. Then after ill go for mint oreo and churro
Choc chip, choc chip, Sweet potato and gingerbread seem like the safest choices. Don't cookie my churro, churros are fried.
Sweet potato pie (is this even a cookie?), Churro (whats that) and macadamia nut.
A, A, A, and A
It's a classic for a reason
ADFP
DDDD.
Assuming the description is incomplete and they're oatmeal raisin. Because I see raisins.
I know some people hate oatmeal (raisin) cookies, so lemme drop some sweet truth on you. Replace the raisins with butterscotch chips. "Oatmeal Scotchies" are vastly superior to chocolate chip cookies!
Indeed.
No snickerdoodle?
Where's the thin mint? WHERE'S THE GOD DAMN THIN MINT?! WHERE IS IT?!
since these are cookies that means we're in the United States, so I can brandish a gun and take well more than 4 of them 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪
This lemmy Americans.
The billionaires already took all but one. You can fight over the last cookie with the other poors. But they told you, you belong to the master race, so you're OK with that.
half of my countrymen really believe that last part 🤦♀️
SHIT, because I'm childish
AFTN
I will have four chocolate chip cookies, thank you.
G, A, I, in that order!
I'm gonna get hate for this, but I'm actually a fan of raisins and I'm slightly annoyed that the oatmeal cookie doesn't have any raisins in it.
I love raisins, but I only if the raisin is kind of the whole point. Chocolate/Yogurt covered.
Things with raisins on the side have just enough texture weirdness that I tend to vomit. Stupid mouth
I've reported you to the ICC for crimes against humanity.
Me too. I’m hoping the trail mix one does
F, P, I, K
No snickerdoodle or peanut butter, shame
No peanut butter
E: Am I a joke to you?
I just want plain peanut butter, I am not a huge fan of chocolate cookies.
Come over to my place, let's make that shit happen
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So that's what those wands are for! Mixing cookie dough. No wonder the motors are so strong
Okay, first of all, how dare you, and second, aaaaargh, I guess A, B, H, and P? I can mix P and H and get a sort of E, and I can mix A and P and get a sort of G, but AAAAAh no L? No D? Waaaaaaah!! And I'm going to double cry over no F.
Also, who calls I churro instead of snickerdoodle? And who puts the letter for the cookie so near the name for the cookie above it so the whole thing gets read weirdly?
Three chocolate chip and one oatmeal!
Outside the box thinking I approve
Oatmeal times 4
I was gonna say the same thing lol
Where the fuck is peanut butter or molasses!
A - don't mess with success
B - I mean, cmon - cream cheese frosting bits mixed in?
E or F - seem equally good. All about it.
I - for science!
G, J, and the last two rows feel too experimental.
I surreptitiously knock L into the trash as I walk out the door.
A, B, E, and H.
Love chocolate?
I do, but honestly a lot of the rest strike me as a bit gimmicky.
Nutella Swirl looks nice, Galaxy Brownie, the blueberry one, and prob the banaoffee
- B
- G
- L
- R