Has anyone ever seen Liz Holmes and Mark Zuckerburg in the same room together? π€
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So... who is she?
Elizabeth Holmes, the former CEO of Theranos. She was sentenced to prison for defrauding investors. She started making claims that she could do exactly what the headline says. She claimed that current blood panels (which usually require a vial of blood for each test) were insufficient and outdated, and that her company could predict or diagnose a ton of diseases and disorders with only a pinprick of blood. She said that her company was already in the final stages of the research, and used those claims to entice investors. She said that her company was going to be on the forefront of a medical revolution, and investors were clambering to get in before they hit the market.
It turns out she was full of shit, was lying through her teeth, the technology didnβt exist, and they couldnβt diagnose anything with the tiny amount of blood she claimed. Medical professionals had been screaming about the fraud for a long time, but techbros and billionaires were happy to continue jumping on the bandwagon because she kept promising results in the near future. When the fraud finally came to light, Theranosβ valuation went from ~$9B to $0 basically overnight. It was a massive βshe stole from billionaires, so weβre making an example of her and actually prosecuting the white collar crime that never gets prosecutedβ court case that started way back in the mid 2010βs. It only recently wrapped up a few years ago (I think in late 2022 or early 2023?) and sheβs still serving time.
CEO of Theranos, currently spending time in jail for fraudulently saying they could do this.
They said they could do it. They charged people money to do this, when in fact they could not do this.
She took millions of investment to make a company that sells "do it at home" blood tests. She never could actually do the tests work, but was trying to sell them anyway, and taking more money by telling investors they worked.
and talking more money by telling investors they worked.
So that's why she's in jail, because she fucked the investors, not for selling a fraudulent product.
The one and only female Steve Jobs of course. Elizabeth Holmes.
Faking it until they_found_out_and_put_your_sorry_ass_in_jail VS Making it.
What they aren't saying is that you need a mass spectrometer to be able to analyse the pinprick of blood.
Every scientific article with βcouldβ in it is bullshit.
I could have a twelve in cock in my pants.
No need to brag that your girlfriend could be wearing your pants
Woah, you got a 12?! I only scored a 4 on my cock exam :(
It might only be a 4 today but it COULD be a 16 tomorrow. Hallelujah!
Don't shove numbers up your cock.
I have the square root of negative one in my butt as we speak
I don't believe you, that sounds irrational!
Caleful with that, I hear tell those cause sinusoidals.
Not sure about that tbh. Seems only tangential related
Kind of. More likely if you read the publication it is about something else, but that doesn't drive clicks. Maybe you have a 12 inch cock in your ass?
I could but I wonβt provide proof just like these lying science fiction articles.
What is so uncanny about her hair? It's like a wig, but dry and damaged.
Its bleached and straightened. The bellend shape implies it would be curly if she didn't cook it every morning with a flat iron.
Probably bleached too much? She always strikes me as uncanny because she comes across as the female Zuckerberg to me.
The uncanny, isnt limited to her wig. She looks like a Simpsons character made a wish on a Zoltar machine to be real person.
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There were plenty of articles claiming similar for her dogshit. Where's the peer reviewed studies?
You think news headlines are concerned with inconvenient shit like evidence?
Of course not. Just pointing out that it's probably bullshit just like previous similar claims. The exact thing its making fun of.
I mean, they really should be. Imagine how much better everything were if news outlets could be hold responsible for spreading lies.
I recently watched an educational video for young students where they said something like "Journalists are usually sources you can trust because if a journalist lies they will lose credibility and their job," and I don't think we're living in the same reality. Just because a particular news source doesn't publish blatant falsehoods doesn't mean they don't lie by omission or use manipulative wording, and that's not even getting into the ones that make money expressly off lying. I think maybe they don't want to teach people to question state propaganda.
The article doesn't seem to be selling any particular technology, but rather sharing information on the fact that the research is currently in progress.
The concept of identifying risk factors via blood sample has always been a good one. I'm not a scientist or medical professional, so I just assume the reason we're not sequencing everyone's genome is that it's not currently a good use of medical resources. I can't recall the name of this woman or her product, but my recollection is that she was claiming something currently impossible, not theoretically impossible.
Her thing was supposed to work basically instantly, in a small box without a lab. This doesnt say anything about how that blood sample is actually tested.
Came in here for this.
Being able to do this at all is challenging, but building something the size of a bread machine that can be operated by anyone and maintains sterility on its own is something else.
They don't name the exact study but this research is related: https://www.nature.com/articles/s41467-024-52310-9
I think the study they reference is the UK Biobank itself, which is ongoing.
More info: https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4380465/
"Could" is doing about as much lifting in this article as Atlas lifting the world.
I'm holding my reservations until something actually comes along
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Can it detect puberty 10 years early too?
I "could" get out of bed and get to work early.
Another scam?
What's Fem!Jobs doing these days?
Sheβs going to be pardoned by the foreign asset dictator and replace RFK jr after his brain worm is finished eating. I think her lawyers put in the pardon request a few weeks ago.
Given that her crime is essentially scamming rich people, I donβt think so. Rich people get special treatment after all.
Prison time last i heard, but not sure tbh
Hard labour in a bright orange jumpsuit I believe.
Minimum security camp chilling with her hubby