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[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 month ago

"Ohhhh you said suborbital. My mistake."

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Is it supposed to do that?

[–] Starfighter@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Well the front didn't fall off, so this could be typical for the new boosters.

[–] Manjushri@piefed.social 14 points 1 month ago

Well I think some of them are built so the front doesn't fall off at all.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

We learn more from the oopsies, get the trailer.

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

As a manager, I love using "suboptimal" instead of "fucked up"

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's not "bad", there's "room for improvement". I learned that one at Siemens.

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

"Uhhh...ammm...I do appreciate the team effort it took in order to do this.."

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Hey, look, I genuinely think civility and custom is important. More the older I get.

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You have a point, but as I got more experience, I also understood that some people are just assholes who will do a bad job/nothing, unless you put them in a spotlight, and call the things with real names. The hardest is to understand, which case it is.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You mean like, sometimes "tough love" is better? I can see that too. I mean, not everyone responds the same to... external stimuli, of different sorts. :)

I am a firm believer in corporal punishment, myself. Not for children, not for the elderly, exclusively for people who can't speak a human language. I don't hurt cats, for instance. But a cat knows what's right and what's wrong when in the former case you coo it, and in the latter hiss at it.

People and animals learn different.

Pain, shame, or instilling other negative emotions is sometimes the only way to communicate intentions clearly. Pain is a sort of lingua franca for most sentient things.

[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you allowed to make jokes about the name if you actually work at Siemens?

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

Oh don't worry I was disgracefully fired from there a LONG time ago.

[–] Geobloke@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My favourite middle manager term is when something catches fire, we call it a thermal event

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

TIL I used to work in a thermal event for years

[–] Geobloke@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Strictly speaking the Dresden bombing was a thermal event

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

whistles We’re gonna need a lot of duct tape.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This bad boy can fit like, SO much C₁₂H₂₆–type hydrocarbons!

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

These boosters run on methane, not kerosene :)

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I just needed a cool sounding chemical for the joke.

Edit: Also, wait what? Liquid methane??

[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

yeah, it's what lots of new rockets are using

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So rockets are basically big fart tubes. I get it.

[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] tomiant@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thanks for clearing that up!

[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

no worries!

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

So the farts are trapped by giant curtains of water?