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[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

if it's tasty, make sure you remember which tree you got it from. get a cutting and draft it into an apple tree sapling. enjoy your new apple variant. name it whatever the fuck you want to.

[–] dellish@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

*graft But yes, apple varieties are great for grafting onto one tree. My grandfather spent years doing it and grew about 20 varieties of apple on one tree.

meant to spell GRAFT, typing in my phone makes me make so many mistakes, I miss many of them.

sucks,

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If you think that's an apple maybe you shouldn't be foraging...

[–] SparroHawc@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

What? You need to expand your knowledge of apple types. I've had a similar variety; a bit floral, but not bad.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

It's a rather large cherry

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 42 points 2 days ago

Ya gert plum

[–] aramis87@fedia.io 27 points 2 days ago

There actually are apples with red flesh - also apples with pink and orange flesh.

[–] umfk@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

The supermarket sold this variety for Halloween. The kids found them funny but they didn't like the taste so I had to eat all of them. There might actually still be one left in the kitchen.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This isn't a true story, but it's a cute enough one.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] nathanjent@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

The glass coffin part. She actually just lounged around in her bedroom scrolling on her phone until she got hungry.

[–] sassymov@piefed.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I hope she considered her gums are just bleeding heavily and she'll have to go to a dentist.