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[–] skozzii@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 hour ago

I liked it better when he was in prison for sex trafficking.

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 3 points 1 hour ago

Stay straight, have steaming hot gay sex today!

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 1 points 30 minutes ago (1 children)

I received fellatio for my fiance this morning.

It didn't feel gay?

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 13 minutes ago

that phrasing raises questions.

[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 18 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Let me make this loud and clear. If you're a gay man with a boyfriend in 2025, you're straight.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 11 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

There's nothing more heterosexual than sex with another man. The vagina is too soft, feminine and accommodating. To raw-dog or be raw-dogged by another man takes strength, determination and perseverance. These are values that are exemplified in a healthy heterosexual relationship, therefore gay is straight and straight is gay.

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 5 points 1 hour ago

Too much pussy makes you gay. That's just common knowledge.

/s

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, it's gay, because, surprise-surprise, you're having sex with a woman! /s

Jokes aside, for many of these men, gay just means you failed their version of hegemonic masculinity

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Because of the way chromosomes work, all men start out as women. So every relationship is a lesbian relationship and therefore gay.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 5 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)
[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 17 minutes ago (1 children)

Breaking news: head-gaskets company stock doubles in value overnight

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 1 points 12 minutes ago

Eh only if people use the wrong coolant.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 12 minutes ago) (2 children)

Only if they go back to the old body type for the Outbacks.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 1 points 59 minutes ago

2001 snoopy style was peak.

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 15 points 4 hours ago

Andrew Tate is a very capable scammer. He says dumb shit like this such that he'll be shared, then he'll bring you into the sales funnel by first of all saying something that sounds very reasonable but aligns with his views in the background. This is just to get you listening and then slowly but surely he's going to radicalise you into the online manosphere.

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (3 children)

FELLAS, Is it GAY to have a girlfriend? You're literally dating someone who likes MEN!

FELLAS, is it GAY to breath? You're literally breathing in shit that's been inside other men.

FELLAS, is it GAY to fucking EXIST? A PART OF YOU CAME OUT A MAN'S BALLS!

[–] BambiDiego@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

FELLAS IS IT GAY TO WRITE THE WORD 'MEN?' YOU'RE LITERALLY THINKING ABOUT MEN!

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

FELLAS, IS IT GAY TO ASK FELLAS IF SOMETHING IS GAY? YOU'RE LITERALLY ASKING FELLAS IF THEY'RE POTENTIALLY GAY!

[–] Realspecialguy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Calm down... this isnt a hard subject.

[–] axx@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

The panic felt by some sad men at the idea of failing some shittily defined masculinity test and the ways enterprising grifters cultivate and exploit that for influence and gain. Yay.

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 37 minutes ago

When you point out the ridiculosity of it, it loses its power.

[–] Nosavingthrow@lemmy.world 18 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Oh god, I married a woman! How gay am I!?

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 hours ago

Pretty fucking gay

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 hours ago

That's like saying if you eat meat, you're vegetarian

[–] ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

this is like that 4chan greentext about how you can’t watch porn if you’re a fragile straight because straight porn is gay since it has a naked guy and lesbian porn is gay because it’s actually gay

These people are morons but the ones at the top like him are psychotic. They’re purposely trying to get their “followers” isolated from anyone that may soften their views and talk sense into them. I’m sure Tate and similar “influencers” know tons of incel/mra/nofap/redpill/mde/etc types that buy into this shit soften their views considerably (and stop buying and watching shit) when they finally get a partner

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Common lesbian porn isn't gay. Who doesn't want to be a woman pounded by another woman?

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 56 minutes ago

This was actually a pretty big clue for me

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 hours ago
[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 6 hours ago

These people are morons but the ones at the top like him are psychotic. They’re purposely trying to get their “followers” isolated from anyone that may soften their views and talk sense into them.

Yeah that's basically the goal here. This is classic cult tactics that are used by your classic "Drink the Koolaid" cults but also terrorist groups.

[–] scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Checkmate conservatives I have two boyfriends

[–] lefixxx@lemmy.world 32 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

phew i was sucking dicks left and right and i was worried i was gay. But since i dont have a gf...

[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 hours ago

Sounds like you spend a lot of time hanging out with men. Nothing straighter than some men spending quality time together.

[–] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 8 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 36 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

It's all about the transitive property, if you have a sex with a girl, you are having sex with all the guys she had sex with, that's pretty gay.

On the other hand having sex with chad who slept with plenty of women, by the transitive property you are having sex with all those women. That straight as fuck.

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[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Arcity@feddit.nl 19 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Don't forget to renew your gay subscription

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 8 hours ago

No need, I'm a lifetime subscriber.

My parents signed me up when getting my birth certificate

[–] CthulhuDreamer@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

Although incredibly stupid statement, it aims to alienate his audience even further from any potential loved ones and make them more vulnerable to his grift.

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