Let me make this loud and clear. If you're a gay man with a boyfriend in 2025, you're straight.
this post was submitted on 26 Nov 2025
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There's nothing more heterosexual than sex with another man. The vagina is too soft, feminine and accommodating. To raw-dog or be raw-dogged by another man takes strength, determination and perseverance. These are values that are exemplified in a healthy heterosexual relationship, therefore gay is straight and straight is gay.
Too much pussy makes you gay. That's just common knowledge.
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Yeah, it's gay, because, surprise-surprise, you're having sex with a woman! /s
Jokes aside, for many of these men, gay just means you failed their version of hegemonic masculinity
Because of the way chromosomes work, all men start out as women. So every relationship is a lesbian relationship and therefore gay.
Subaru's for everyone!
Only if they go back to the old body type for the Outbacls.
Andrew Tate is a very capable scammer. He says dumb shit like this such that he'll be shared, then he'll bring you into the sales funnel by first of all saying something that sounds very reasonable but aligns with his views in the background. This is just to get you listening and then slowly but surely he's going to radicalise you into the online manosphere.
FELLAS, Is it GAY to have a girlfriend? You're literally dating someone who likes MEN!
FELLAS, is it GAY to breath? You're literally breathing in shit that's been inside other men.
FELLAS, is it GAY to fucking EXIST? A PART OF YOU CAME OUT A MAN'S BALLS!
FELLAS IS IT GAY TO WRITE THE WORD 'MEN?' YOU'RE LITERALLY THINKING ABOUT MEN!
FELLAS, IS IT GAY TO ASK FELLAS IF SOMETHING IS GAY? YOU'RE LITERALLY ASKING FELLAS IF THEY'RE POTENTIALLY GAY!
Calm down... this isnt a hard subject.
The panic felt by some sad men at the idea of failing some shittily defined masculinity test and the ways enterprising grifters cultivate and exploit that for influence and gain. Yay.
Oh god, I married a woman! How gay am I!?
Pretty fucking gay
That's like saying if you eat meat, you're vegetarian
this is like that 4chan greentext about how you can’t watch porn if you’re a fragile straight because straight porn is gay since it has a naked guy and lesbian porn is gay because it’s actually gay
These people are morons but the ones at the top like him are psychotic. They’re purposely trying to get their “followers” isolated from anyone that may soften their views and talk sense into them. I’m sure Tate and similar “influencers” know tons of incel/mra/nofap/redpill/mde/etc types that buy into this shit soften their views considerably (and stop buying and watching shit) when they finally get a partner
Common lesbian porn isn't gay. Who doesn't want to be a woman pounded by another woman?
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These people are morons but the ones at the top like him are psychotic. They’re purposely trying to get their “followers” isolated from anyone that may soften their views and talk sense into them.
Yeah that's basically the goal here. This is classic cult tactics that are used by your classic "Drink the Koolaid" cults but also terrorist groups.
Checkmate conservatives I have two boyfriends
phew i was sucking dicks left and right and i was worried i was gay. But since i dont have a gf...
Sounds like you spend a lot of time hanging out with men. Nothing straighter than some men spending quality time together.
It's all about the transitive property, if you have a sex with a girl, you are having sex with all the guys she had sex with, that's pretty gay.
On the other hand having sex with chad who slept with plenty of women, by the transitive property you are having sex with all those women. That straight as fuck.
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It's 2026 soon though
Don't forget to renew your gay subscription
No need, I'm a lifetime subscriber.
My parents signed me up when getting my birth certificate
Although incredibly stupid statement, it aims to alienate his audience even further from any potential loved ones and make them more vulnerable to his grift.
Are we positive this isn't satire? Like this dude might just be a real life Borat and we're to dumb to stop giving him attention so he just keeps raising the bar?
It's not satire, he's a literal human trafficker. It's shameful that he's not imprisoned for the rest of his life.
You can watch the gears in this idiot's head turning, that's how dense he is. this fragile little thing is sadly real and no one is putting it into the medical/psych care that it would need to recover.
Ok, going to gayfully sleep with my girlfriend.
Going on a date with a girl means agreeing with a girl on where to go.
Agreeing with a girl? Miss me with that gay shit.
Can gay people still be gay, or is this like a colonizer situation where gay people now have to identify as Oklahoman?
Gay is when you have a girlfriend. So regardless of if you're straight, lesbian, bi, pan, etc., if you have a girlfriend, you're gay. If you have a boyfriend, nb partner, or no partner, you're straight. Poly people are gay as soon as they date at least one person who they use the term girlfriend for. If you're a middle aged woman who refers to her female friends as girlfriends, guess what, gay. Hope this helps
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