Multifunctional pen and a set of wired headphones.
this post was submitted on 27 Nov 2025
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a coffee and a second coffee
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Lemme ask you something...
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Though to them, I am the accessory.
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Cheers!
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Wow I said that exact sentence in my head when seeing the post and then I opened the comments and saw it written
some weed. and like nachos brlgrsnde
ngl, two tacos guy hit it out of the park.
solid answer and I'm hungry
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