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What would yours be? (infosec.pub)
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[–] Semester3383@lemmy.world 1 points 6 minutes ago

Ennui and a gun.

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 1 points 13 minutes ago

A joint and a red bull

[–] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 1 points 52 minutes ago* (last edited 50 minutes ago)

~~Noose and a bottle of pills~~

Probably my pocket hell rectangle and a blowtorch

[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 9 points 2 hours ago

A cat and a… cat.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 hours ago

Multifunctional pen and a set of wired headphones.

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago

a coffee and a second coffee

[–] sparkles@piefed.zip 7 points 4 hours ago

A swipe badge, and a thinkpad that mainly gets used as a frisbee.

[–] yeah@feddit.uk 5 points 4 hours ago

crochet WIP and a glass/bottle of wine.

[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 2 points 3 hours ago

Phone and…Steam Deck this week. But that second accessory changes a lot. Sometimes you buy the action figure and it’s a 3D printer, next time it’s a series of books, next time it’s Lego, next time it’s Jay and Silent Bob movies, next time…

[–] 3ra@lemmy.world 15 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

A laptop and an... uhhh... a laptop and a... fuck ju- just give me 2 laptops I guess.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

A MacBook in the left hand, a Microsoft Surface in the right.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago

Fine, but when I introduce your figure to the rest of G.I. Joe, you're teaching them how to run Linux on both.

[–] confusedwiseman@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 hours ago

Two crows

[–] fin@sh.itjust.works 14 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

bucket and a rope

[–] Beardsley@lemmy.world 10 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

"Uh...um....LETS COMMENCE THE JIGGLIN'.."

[–] fin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago

Lemme ask you something...

[–] ChexMax@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

My baby and my cell phone. The two things i most often have on me.

[–] missphant@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 7 hours ago

A pillow and a blanket

[–] JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 7 hours ago

My strap-on and a vape

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 hours ago

Condoms and duct tape

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 13 points 8 hours ago

My two cats.

Though to them, I am the accessory.

[–] tyler@programming.dev 17 points 9 hours ago

I have adhd. This is mean.

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 31 points 10 hours ago

Crippling anxiety and a bottle of Zoloft

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 20 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Gallows and a buttplug

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Lexapro and crippling social anxiety

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Lexapro gave me migraines constantly. :(

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 17 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Laptop and a bag of chocolate

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 5 hours ago

A massive schlong and two big balls.

Balls contained in ballsack counts as one accessory.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 19 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

A bottle and a martini glass.

Cheers!

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

We could be friends! I come with a bottle of bourbon and a guitar.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago

Depression and debt

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Bong and weed (lighter not included)

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

Gotta do it old school and twist a stick in there to light it

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

Keyboard and soldering iron.

[–] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago

I have ADHD, so an energy drink, and an infinite list of things that I need to start/continue/finish.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 9 hours ago

A Molotov cocktail and an anrachist flag

[–] M137@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

A snus can and a gamepad.

[–] ignoble_stigmas@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

My radiating sense of humor and a rope

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

A beer and a 12 pack of beers.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 3 points 9 hours ago

A five gallon bucket and a shovel.

[–] Nighed@feddit.uk 3 points 9 hours ago

A LARGE mug of tea, and a bike.

[–] CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social 3 points 9 hours ago

A science book and a plant.

[–] mech@feddit.org 4 points 10 hours ago

3 bicycles. Because of the n+1 rule.

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 4 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

some weed. and like nachos brlgrsnde

ngl, two tacos guy hit it out of the park.

solid answer and I'm hungry

[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

Laptop and radiation detector

[–] fleebleneeble@reddthat.com 4 points 10 hours ago

Pen and pocket knife.

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