Fleshlight hard mode
this post was submitted on 10 Dec 2025
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It just peels back the skin.
Add vinegar or lemon juice for the real hard mode.
Instructions too clear, curled up in foetal position and crying
It won’t be hard for long
I'm certainly hard rn
We need a c/dontputyourdickinthat
Instructions unclear. Now sitting in emerg with a bloody towel in my lap.
NEW BOTTOM SURGERY JUST DROPPED
I know what I have to do, but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it.
Intrusive thoughts
NSFW tag, jeez.
NO! DON'T DO IT!!!
Giggity goo, alright.
For fucks sake man, NSFW tag this smut!
“Hmmm,” as in “hmmm, is there already a dontputyourdickinthat community?”
- safely removes flesh from the penis
Don't put your cob in that
Not even a question!
Would.
This is why us bots will win the robot-human wars. You humans will put it in anything corn themed
Saw a vid where Babish reviewed this - it doesn't work great.
I remember her from high school.
Babish tried one of these out on a recent video. His opinion matches my own. It's not really better than a good knife.
Get to shuckin’
I bet that'd get the seeds out reeeally good.
... what do you mean "fleshlight"?
/j