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[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 111 points 1 week ago (8 children)

This pun only works if you mispronounce one or the other

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 59 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Like persephone playing a saxophone.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Penelope rhymes with antelope!

[–] enchantedgoldapple@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Just like Zeus and Odysseus!

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or Socrates and Testicles!

[–] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 5 points 1 week ago

One of the more memorable lines from "Whoes Line Is It Anyway", for me as least, was when one of them said, "How's it hanging, Tes-ti-cles?"

[–] llacook@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

With Odysseus being to Zeus as Wario is to Mario

[–] protist@mander.xyz 21 points 1 week ago

Pretty sure that's the point

[–] Kacarott@aussie.zone 8 points 1 week ago

I thought that was part of the joke

[–] wolfrasin@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago

What if we said them both wrongly (⌐■_■)

[–] TheBlindPew@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

Yeah, everyone knows the correct pronunciation is Chip-ōl-tay

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

Like not even close mispronounce.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well, there isn't an 'é' at the end of Chipotle so I assume you pronounce it like Aristotle instead of like Nestlé.

[–] LSNLDN@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I unironically thought it was pronounced chipottel until I heard Cartman in that South Park episode

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Hahaha I had the same thing when John Oliver made a joke about it

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Aristotle on the Chipotle?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Marble bust with a burrito lust?

[–] Mist101@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Ancient Greek on a burrito that leaks?

[–] The_Lurker@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I could probably get it if I knew the emperor. But I don't. And I can't.

[–] brossman 46 points 1 week ago (4 children)

it's aristotle (pronounced aristotle)

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 26 points 1 week ago

Thanks for clarifying the pronunciation, I was confused.

[–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

I believe it's actually pronounced Aristotle, to rhyme with Aristotle

[–] wolfrasin@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

'Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle'

By examination of rhyme in ancient songs of yore we can guess at correct pronunciation

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 1 week ago

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed

[–] guy@piefed.social 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No way in hell I'm pronouncing it to rhyme with bottle

[–] wolfrasin@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You prefer to call him A-wrist-tote-lay?

[–] guy@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago

A-rizz-totely or no dice

[–] The_Lurker@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I get it now!

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You can tell by the beard.

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

Or Applebees

[–] The_Lurker@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's where I got confused. I thought it was Marcus Aurelius. Very confused.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

No, he’s at Dunkin Donuts

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Santa in a burrito!

Chip-pot-el

[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ceaser on a place that doesn’t sell salad

[–] SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

chipotle on my plat-o

[–] Alsjemenou@lemy.nl 2 points 1 week ago

clint eastwood on fast food?