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My girlfriend is from the Mesozoic era. You wouldn't know her. (infosec.pub)
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Alt text: Screenshot of a Tumblr post that says "this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so I pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler."

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[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I asked her what she wanted. She looked at me and said "I'm gonna need about tree fitty."

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Treeeeee-fittyyy.

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

Did you give money to the loch ness monster,? Now hes gonna keep coming back

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You're gonna please a 40 ft mososaurus when you couldn't even please a 5 ft lady?

[–] SnoringEarthworm@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

What are the signs of a secret mermaid?