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** MEXICAN CORN AND BLACK BEANS**

Ingredients
½ cup chopped onion
1½ cups corn cut off cob or frozen
1½ cups black beans low sodium
1½ tsp chili powder
1 tsp cumin
¼ tsp tumeric optional
½ tsp salt kosher or sea salt
1 tbsp butter
1 tbsp cilantro chopped
½ cup cotija cheese crumbled
1 lime

Instructions
melt butter in pan and add chopped onion
saute until soft. Around 5 minutes
add corn and black beans
Stir in chili powder, cumin, tumeric and salt. Cook for 2 minutes
Place corn and beans on platter, top with. crumbled cotija cheese, chopped cilantro. and lime wedges

https://jennsview.com/2021/05/05/mexican-corn-and-black-beans/

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[–] Zombie@feddit.uk 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

God damn American recipes are insane.

How many onions in 1/2 cup?

Who fills a cup with cheese? It comes sold in weight, you can guess (or measure!) how much x weight is based upon how much weight you have, without having to dirty additional utensils.

[–] apftwb@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

1 cup is about 250ml.

Visualize 250ml of volume.

Imagine that volume contains diced onion.

Dice a small onion beacuse that is what you have.

I was waiting for someone to do this.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Maybe I missed the joke, but street corn is so delicious it’s unreal.

Try some if you’re in Texas. It’s a staple here.

Is the joke that its AI slop b/c the recipe is so wonky?

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

My wife makes street corn at home, but sometimes she gets lazy and just tosses chili powder on it instead of doing the whole spice blend.

She also doesn't read very carefully.

That's how I learned that corn on the cob with cinnamon is actually fantastic.

[–] Sc00ter@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think the joke is about its ingredients. Lemmy went through a bean phase, and it seems to be in a corn phase right now. Not sure if theres more layers to this as im not overly active

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 9 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

We are onto an onion phase. Hence the three main ingredients.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 18 hours ago

Found the layers.

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Okay but where's the tortilla?

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago
[–] Botzo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Cowboy caviar

[–] kinther@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] robocall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I save so many posts but have no idea where they go or how to view them again

[–] kinther@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

I use Jerboa on Android and it is right there on the default view. Easy peasy lemon squeezy

[–] radiouser@crazypeople.online 3 points 1 day ago

What are you using to view Lemmy? App? Browser? They'll be somewhere in your profile (or in that area)

[–] aMockTie@piefed.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Needs more jeans.

jennsview.com

So close!

[–] Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Can I use pinto or kidney? I black beans are ex-nay'd for me

Also, cook for 2 minutes?? Isn't that crazy nothing for beans?

[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

No that’s illegal.

[–] lemmyman@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Canned beans are cooked already and just need to be warmed through

[–] Zombie@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

Raw beans however... Don't mess with raw kidney beans

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yj8bgNaW2lk&t=156s

[–] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca -2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Looks okay, but #FuckCilantro

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

No. You are in the minority and you will be adjusted

[–] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I can't think of a better reason to not like something than a genetic quirk, but apparently others disagree. That's okay, I can accept that the majority is wrong.

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I was just pissing about and downvoted you with the understanding that you were sufficiently decent to survive a downvote without getting upset. I don't see a reason, however, to performatively downvote that second comment and think whoever did that was unfair, so I'm giving you an upvote.

I have never sat for an autism diagnosis, I have no idea why that would be relevant

[–] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 2 points 16 hours ago

😅 All good. About 10% of people think cilantro tastes weird, and describe it differently from those who like it, often saying it tastes like soap. I'm in that category, and it's probably genetic.

I was a little surprised by the down votes, and honestly don't care if other people like it (don't really care about the downvotes, either). I'm more concerned about the people who say it tastes like soap and still want to eat it. And I miss the fuck cilantro subreddit.