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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 day ago

Sure, but at least I don't have to apologize for being white! /s

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago
[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

When greeting strangers, it's polite to not assume they celebrate Christmas. Just like we should get in the habit of not assuming everyone is straight, white, male, and American

[–] riwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago

my dad (who is a believing christian and teaches christianity at a high school) today asked me and my siblings why it's called chrismas, to then laughingly tell us, it's because you get stuff on christmas (it's a pun that does not work in english)

i like my dad :3

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 81 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I gotta say, the folks putting up the "Put The Christ Back In Christmas" signs during the holiday season are some of the least festive and most Grinchy on the block.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My understanding is that phrase is used to push against people using "x-mas." If that's the case for those neighbors, sit them down for a PowerPoint on the Greek letter chi and it's use.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I don't think they actually care. It's just something they can get mad at

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They're also wrong. Christmas is just Saturnalia rebranded/appropriated. Christ wasn't even born in the winter according to scripture.

Santa is the reason for the season. And consumerism! And lights!

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 8 points 2 days ago

From the hotel bookings, I'd say he was born during the World Cup.

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

We don't seem to have that movement here (Germany), so I'm wondering is it really about Christ or is it only against other religions or Atheists? What I mean is: Santa Clause isn't Christian, are they against it too?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's against secular Christmas, which is a major holiday in America. It's the difference between nativities, hymns, and a certain Turkish bishop with a penchant for necromancy vs decorated trees, holiday themed pop music by Jewish singers, and a neo odinic figure with flying caribou.

Also yeah they're mad atheists and other non Christians have a happy time at the holidays.

Hey now dont do my boy Saint Nicholas dirty like that, he was an Anatolian Greek. The Turks were still firmly in central Asia during his lifetime, though Anatolian Turks are a mix of the of the nomadic Turks and Anatolian greeks it's one of those things where the distinction is notable. It'd be like calling Vercingetorix French, like it's not technically wrong from a regionalist perspective and his people did help form the French but it's still wrong on a lot of levels.

Also fun fact Saint Nicholas punch Arius in the face at the council of Nicea. Also his bones are now leaking and have been for awhile, though it's probably two different things being merged into the same myth, they used to put certain oils into sarcophaguss back in his lifetime and it probably became a pilgrims tradition later on and his modern sarcophaguss in Italy probably works as a condenser for water.

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 1 points 2 days ago
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

If you really want to scare a German with Santa Claus, tell them he's Turkish.

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Being a religious fanatic is a joyless existence.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

Am I supposed to pick up a the birthday cake or something? Is it cheating if I use the number candles?

So is have a pleasant winter solstice. The season is the reason for the celebration. Its been the reason in all cultures throughout history. Independent of religion of any kind. Its the CINO's who have a problem with that.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I say Happy Holidays, and I've got a total of 6 trees in my house not counting the ones without lights, outside lights, I don't know how many nutcrackers. I must give the MAGAs serious confusion.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I say Happy Holidays because somebody's gotta be on the other side and I've been auto-assigned to that team.

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Merry Christmas: no alliteration❌

Happy Holidays: has alliteration✅

Conclusion: Happy Holidays > Merry Christmas

[–] riwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago

happy jollydays is not an alliteration

but its jolly :3

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

"Happy Yule then"

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Not gonna play my harmonica