this post was submitted on 24 Dec 2025
56 points (96.7% liked)

Showerthoughts

38780 readers
503 users here now

A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

Rules

  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. No politics
    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS

If you made it this far, showerthoughts is accepting new mods. This community is generally tame so its not a lot of work, but having a few more mods would help reports get addressed a little sooner.

Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report, the message goes away and you never worry about it.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 

🤔

top 28 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] remon@ani.social 63 points 1 day ago

Yes. They can just take their private jet to where there is water.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

The yacht crowd isn't really concerned with national borders.

[–] myrmidex@belgae.social 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

~1500 sea-going yachts registered in Switzerland, so I'd say yes.

source

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] myrmidex@belgae.social 13 points 1 day ago

The only port of registration for ocean-going yachts in Switzerland is Basel

[–] northernlights@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago

people with yachts tend to have multiple houses and super convenient ways to go between them. "Just fly to the house near the yacht, what's the problem, you pleb? Ugh poor people wonder why they're poor, yet doing anything is always a problem for them. Ugh, can't wait for the lay offs."

The occasional landlocked country has lakes too.

[–] starlinguk@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

They mostly rent them. Yachts are so expensive to run that they're not worth it for a mere millionaire.

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

Many yacht owners rent them out while they’re not using them as well.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Wait you can rent them?

Hmm I kinda wanna cosplay as a rich person for a day lol

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You can rent anything if you have the money. Private plane, mansion, island, whole cruise ship, super cars, trip to space, trip in a submarine. I'm sure there must even be places that will let you use rent/use old military equipment like driving and possibly firing old tanks, etc.

There's a place in Texas, outside San Antonio, where you can drive and shoot old tanks

[–] db2@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Renting an island in 2025 💀

[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes, I work in commercial insurance and we wrote the insurance for an entire portfolio of a family owned private equity. The father at the head of it owned multiple yachts and ran a side business renting them out when he didn't use them. It essentially just made them cheaper to own.

[–] northernlights@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So basically the rich guys own a yacht, and to recoup on the cost he rents it out to the mega rich who can afford to even when not used not to have to bother with maintenance and such.

I bet the yacht owner thinks he's poor.

[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I'm pretty sure he and his $20 million dollar home and cash poor businesses think he's rich. They were the worst people to work with.

[–] northernlights@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

There's an article on /r/france about a rich guy supposedly fishing all the fish in Cuba from his mega yacht. Many pointed he rents it but he's not there at the moment.

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Absolutely. They just take planes (and/or sometimes helicopters) to them.

[–] NachBarcelona@piefed.social 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

The Swarovskis my friend worked for exclusively took helicopters to France and England. No idea why.

They'd sometimes do that for dinner and a sleepover.

Edited with additional information: They took their helicopter because it meant no airport hassle, not even transfer to some shitty airport. You just fuckin' fly from where you are.
That's actually insane.

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Had a rich girlfriend for a while. At one point her dad grounded her, litterally. Revoked access to use the family jet(s) (they owned one, but prefered to use a private company that would just have them wheels up from anywhere to anywhere in like an hour, without all the hassle of maintenance schedules, pilot vacation days, etc.) She was in her 30s and had complete meltdown over it. She even refused to go to their house on fisher's island for christmass because she wouldnt fly first class. So we had to throw our own party in town, with like 60k worth of catering for 10 guests.

[–] Moolam@hilariouschaos.com -1 points 1 day ago

*some You make it sound like every person with money owns planes and yachts.

[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For rich people, it's not about using it or making a practical purchase. Its a way to show others how much you care about them (none).

It's the yacht that counts.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

For rich people, it’s not about using it or making a practical purchase. Its a way to show others how much you care about them (none).

I was thinking about this topic just a few days ago. I have another theory. Yes, yacht ownership is a method of communication, but they're not trying to communicate with the common people, but instead indicating to each other of their level of wealth so they can find equal peers or greater peers to associate with, or greater to avoid.

A rich person with $10M net worth has almost nothing in common with a rich person with a $1B net worth.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Kanye West lives in Wyoming.

[–] bluGill@fedia.io 4 points 1 day ago

even if their country has a port that doesn't mean they keep their yacht there. better to fly to a Carribian island where the weather is nice than keep it near home and spend all that time sailing to where you want to be - boats are typically so slow that they would need to leave before they get there. If you want the yacht is some port you have the crew move it there and then you fly to it.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 3 points 1 day ago

And even if they didn't, their wealth still has to be taxed.

[–] NachBarcelona@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago
[–] fizzle@quokk.au 2 points 1 day ago