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[–] MohamedMoney@feddit.org 26 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Anybody else think the joke would be better without the last reply?

[–] chronotron@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

it's not a tumblr screenshot without the unfunny final replies

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or reposted every 15 days or so.

[–] Romkslrqusz@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I haven’t seen this in a few years ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 5 points 1 week ago

I've seen the joke, just not in this format with tumblr.

Still gave me a chuckle.

[–] Mexigore@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Tbf I didnt know the context so it helped tp understand the joke

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

nah, i think the last reply is an extra joke

[–] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Bothers me they capitalized OCTO correctly, but didn't capitalize SEPTEM, NOVEM, or DECEM correctly.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

beware the something of something

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

His mistake was not getting rid of March.

[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Ceasar added two extra months to the calendar.

Ceasar was stabbed.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

It's a shame he was stabbed. Not every idea can be good. I love the work he did with salads.

[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Didn't know it was Caesar that formed the calendar.

You learn something new everyday

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

July and August, Julius and Augustus.

"They caught him in an alley one night and stabbed him right in his toga."

-- Andy Griffith

[–] bumblefumble@mander.xyz 21 points 1 week ago

I just want to point out that the two other responses are slightly wrong - Caesar didn't add two months, and no months moved. There were always 12 months, and September was always the month with the fall equinox. What changed was two things:

  1. The two months before september were renamed after Caesar and Augustus (I believe they had numbered names like the following months).
  2. New year's was moved from March to January, thereby offsetting all the numbers by two from how they originally were.
[–] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago

September, October, November, and December were the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months until Julius Caesar and Augustus Caesar decided they wanted months named after them (July and August), pushing the other months back.

Julius Caesar was famously killed by multiple stabbings.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Chinese Be Like:

[Insert Number] + [The Character for "Month"]

一月 (1st Month)
二月 (2nd Month)
。。。
十一月 (11th month)
十二月 (12th month)

I was surprised to learn that English named each month lmao

(Also pretty sure I saw this meme a few times already this year, xD)

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 4 points 1 week ago

Boycott July and August