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I buy the goblins a round of drinks to calm them and ask if their factory is unionized.

On one LARP I slit my own throat sitting in a pub with a dwarf I befriended just before that, with his knife (I had reasons).

He had a tough time explaining that, since nobody but him saw me do it. I wasn't planning to frame him, but I had real trouble not grinning like an idiot while lying there dead while a bunch of people tried to solve the "murder".

Last night, I killed a city guard, raised it as a zombie, ordered it to cause a fire to the elven city's great holy tree and then bite a few peasants. In the meantime, I cast Hunger of Hadar over a few dozen civilians.

I was bored.

Uh, if they're like MtG goblins, you made their day better